Simon Milton
Okay, so most recently I posed for Pet Fancy.
Tag Red-bar (Blue collar)
Gender Male
Species/Breed Ferret/Weasel Ferret
Owner(s) Henry Milton (formerly)
Friends & Family Keene
Lana, Duke, Rock and Pit
Affiliation The Milton Ferrets, Jeeves, Mr. Steward
Location Dimension Prime, Milton Estate

Simon is a tritagonist in Housepets!. He was showed for the first time in the comic Meanwhile Back In Babylon but was properly introduced later, in The More Things Change.

Official Site BiographyEdit

Simon will say anything as long as it gets him in the spotlight. He has to be explicitly and repeatedly told to stop appearing on daytime talkshows, and when he didn’t, they issued a blanket gag order against all media companies, everywhere, to consult with Mr. Steward before Simon is put on the air, under penalty of their company being bought up and subsequently dissolved. Who says money can’t solve all your problems?

General informationEdit

Under Construction


The Milton Ferrets
Being pet-siblings they spend quite a lot of time side-by-side, and they seem to care for each other. They work together at times and in general are all good friends. It is not known if they are blood-related.

Jeeves and Mr. Steward
Milton's employees, butler and steward respectively. Their relationship looks not to be more than that.


  • As with the rest of the ferrets, Simon is named after a cartoon show; Captain N, character. This case being Simon Belmont.
  • Simon is the least-featured ferret, with only 7 appearances.

Dogs Peanut | Bino | Fox | King | Tarot | Fido | Joey | Sasha | Tiger | Bailey | Ralph | Kevin | Duchess | Rex | Lester | Dallas | Yeltsin | Boris | Satau | Mungo
Cats Grape | Max | Sabrina | Marvin | Res | Jasper | The Bigglesworths | Fiddler and Keys | Delusional Steve | Ptah
Others Zach | The Milton Ferrets (Keene, Lana, Rock, Simon, Pit and Duke) | The Wolves Pack | Karishad | Raccoons | Itsuki | Jessica | Spo | Squeak | Jata | What Chicken | Bruce and Roosevelt
Humans Earl Sandwich | Jill Sandwich | Ryan Byron | Bill Lindberg | Jerry Arbelt | Jeff | Jake | Jeeves | Mr. Steward | Joel Robinson
Fictional Spot (Superdog) | Stripe | Jim-Jim | Bat-Bat | Regular Hawk | Criminals | Pridelands Characters
Celestials Pete the Griffin | Spirit Dragon | Great Kitsune | Cerberus | Bahamut | Denizens of Heaven