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One-offs refer to comics that do not fit into a story arc. They are most often provided in-between arcs, or sometimes during them, and usually feature a single scenario.

Title Date Published Comic
"Channeling You At Age 8" July 7th, 2008

ChannelingYouAt8

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Just not enough stuff to do...

Description

Peanut is bored in the living room pondering what to do, all the while surrounded with many things to pass the time with.

"The Great Outdoors" July 9th, 2008

TheGreatOutdoors

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There are better things to be doing.

Description

Two outdoor pets watch indoor pets from a fence, criticizing their lifestyle, saying that the outdoors is greater. However they just spend the whole day staring.

"A Real Buzz" July 11th, 2008

ARealBuzz

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Don't do it.

Description

Peanut is reading a book, just as Grape enters vibrating after having consumed chocolate-covered espresso beans due to boredom.

"Yup, He's Over It" August 18th, 2008

YupHe'sOverIt

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Better watch yourself.

Description

Bino jokes around with Tiger about his name, and Tiger plays along. However Tiger soon snaps and threatens to kill Bino and his family, forcing Marvin to restrain him. This comic marked the introduction of both Tiger and Marvin.

"Because He's Allergic You See" October 31st, 2008

Because He's Allergic You See

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I wish I had gotten a rock instead.

Description

On Halloween, in a parody of It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown Tiger, Marvin, Sasha and Grape all receive treats (a marble, a piece of flint and a bone); while Peanut, (wearing a ghost costume with too many holes, like Charlie Brown) receives a piece of chocolate.

"Nothing Strange Here At All" November 10th, 2008

NothingStrangeHereAtAll

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Poom is watching...

Description

Marvin comforts Tiger; who had just eaten all of the pizza Jerry bought for dinner. As Marvin goes to explain the situation, Tiger talks to his teddy bear Poom, telling him he eats when he is depressed, which is all the time.

"Monkey Business" November 12th, 2008

MonkeyBusiness

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Humans didn't come from monkeys, the lack of thumbs says everything.

Description

Grape walks into the bathroom to get a tissue, however Earl is in the shower. Earl freaks out, but Grape assures him that she doesn't care about humans trying to hide their "weird furless bodies". Just as Grape is about to leave she decides to check to see if humans have thumbs on their feet, and Earl freaks out.

"Deep Thoughts" November 14th, 2008

DeepThoughts

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I've always wondered that myself.

Description

Bino and Sasha are both relaxing in at the park, and Bino asks Sasha if she's gotten over Fido. Sasha says she has, but then goes onto to wonder about Praying Mantises and their connections to Aliens. Bino then says that when he asked his question he thought that she was thinking about something relevant. Sasha then asks if he said something.

"Delicious, Delicious Food" November 28th, 2008

Delicious, Delicious Food

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The season of thanking for food.

Description

On Thanksgiving, Mrs. Sandwich asks everyone to say what they are thankful for. Peanut and Grape are both thankful for food, while Mr. Sandwich is thankful their pets are so easy to please.

Title Date Published Comic
"Or He's Just Pretending" February 9th, 2009

OrIsHeJustPretending

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He is watching...

Description

Zach is confronted by Tiger, who tells him that he "knows what his plans are", on how he will "replace him",  and informs him that he is watching. This leaves Zach terrified.

"Love In The Stitches" February 11th, 2009

LoveInTheStitches

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You will pay for this.

Description

Jill aproaches Grape asking her if the sweater she found in the basement is her's. Grape freaks out and says no, but Jill thinks it is and forces her into it so that they can take pictures. Grape says that though she loves her mom, she will now have to plot her demise. Peanut shows up and is surprised that Grape has a sweater too.

"Because Mental Disorders Are Funny" April 6th, 2009

CauseMentalDordersRFunny

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Aren't they just adorable?

Description

Zach tells Marvin that Tiger scares him, but Marvin tells him that Tiger is just paranoid, and he'll lighten up eventually. Zach goes to talk to Tiger, and he responds with mechanical affection, thus scaring Zach even more.

"Housepets Gets Political" April 8th, 2009

HousepetsGetsPolitical

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The alt tex is sort of like that little guy in the corner making his snarky soapbox statement, even though that's what this comic IS.

Description

A twist on political comics about the economy featuring Grape and Peanut in a pool. This is the last comic to be fully black and white.

"Not Good With Children" June 1st, 2009

NotGoodWithChildren

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"What about Priority?" "Two hundred thirty" "Aww..."

Description

Jerry's sister Clair has the Arbelts take care of her puppy; Pap, for awhile. Pap soon makes fun of Tiger's name, so Tiger tries to mail Pap to the UAE, but is stopped by the price.

"Yes All Of Them" June 3rd, 2009

YesAllOfThem

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Even the girls. It's not as bad as you think, actually.

Description

The Bigglesworths hold a meeting, but during the roll call the obvious happens. One of them suggests they find a better way to do this.

"The Mini Adventures Of Spot" June 6th, 2009

TheMiniAdvenOfSpot

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At least I don't think I am.

Description

Peanut draws a comic of Spot, featuring Professor Spot having dinner with Stripe. Stripe tells Prof. Spot about Spot (Superdog), and then goes on to say that she's not sure if she can choose between the two which one she truly likes. Peanut shows the comic to Sasha, but she thinks that the comic is referring to her relationship with both Bino and Fido.

"Tiger Minus Tiger" September 7th, 2009

TigerMinusTiger

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He doesn't spend ALL his time hanging around this pet-height table.

Description

Zach cautiously comes in, wondering if Tiger is there. Suddenly he is tapped on the back, scaring him and making him faint. Turns out it was Marvin, who tells the fainted rabbit that Jerry took Tiger to the park.

"Next On Food Network" September 9th, 2009

NextOnTheFoodNetwork

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Best episode ever.

Description

Peanut is watching Throwdown! with Bobby Flay on Food Network, who is going up against the champions of cold cereal. Bobby presents them a cereal with hot chunks of lobster and a chili mango sauce, which leaves the judges (and Peanut) visibly disgusted.

"Canine Scene Investigation" September 11th, 2009

CanineSceneInvestigation

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YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Description

The K-9 Unit is investigating a footprint left in the sand, left by a kangaroo. Fido, in a true Lt. Horatio Caine (from CSI: Miami) fashion says that given the fact he was in a library, they're not looking for any kangaroo, they're looking for one that's for one that's an...eroodite.

"Only Funny To Me Probably" September 21st, 2009

OnlyFunnyToMeProbably

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And don't ever bring up the projects he hasn't started work on yet.

Description

Grape is reading an issue of The Adventures of Spot, and asks Peanut why even though he yammers about it so much that there are only about five issues. Peanut explains that it's easier to think of ideas then actually execute them. Grape tells him that she writes stories sometimes, and she doesn't worry about execution. Peanut then says that he is trying to gain fans, and that he needs a properly executed story in order for people to like it. Grape says that she likes his stories, so he doesn't have to be self-conscious about it. Peanut then excitedly asks her if she would like to go over his supplementary material, to which she declines.

"Subbed Stands For “With Subtlety”" September 23rd, 2009

SubbedStandsForWithSubtlety

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"Um, I don't have a VCR" "That's okay, I brought one of those over too. Just in case."

Description

Joey is watching "Akira Sojo", to which Lester responds poorly. Joey is confused, and says he thought Lester liked it. Lester says he does love it, but it's the Dubbed version that's the problem and proceeds to show him the Subbed version, which is almost exactly the same.

"Dear Tabby" September 25th, 2009

DearTabby

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Maxwell knows. He breaks out in giggles every time it's brought up.

Description

Grape tries to write a letter to one of the actors who stared in the Pridelands movie. However all her attempts end up being embarrassing and suggestive.

"Punkin" October 28th, 2009

Punkin

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Yes the pumpkin is falling over like ham. IT'S A CARTOON

Description

Grape informs Peanut that it's time to carve the pumpkins for Halloween, and that they both get their own. Grape starts drawing the outlines of the face on the pumpkin with a marker, but then notices the odd cutting noises coming from Peanut's direction. She turns around to find that Peanut is "carving" his pumpkin like a Thanksgiving turkey. Grape face-palms and Peanut responds with classic naivety.

"Which Plans? Witch Plans!" October 30th, 2009

WhichPlansWitchPlans

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Making this comic, I noticed that Halloween night is going to be almost a full moon, so that worked out nicely

Description

Grape and Max are out during Halloween dressed as Pridelands characters. Grape is explaining to Max why Peanut isn't there, saying that he went with Tarot to do something. While Grape is relaying the whole thing Max notices Tarot and Peanut flying by on a broom in the moonlight.

"Because One Christmas Special Is Not Enough" December 30th, 2009

BecauseOneChristmasSpecialIsn'tEnof

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AKA Spot (Superdog) Saves Rick From Having To Do Art While Family Visits.

Description

Aliens inexplicably decide to capture Santa Claus. Spot (Superdog) receives a distress call from Santa and arrives to save him. The aliens say that he is already too late as there are only 2 seconds until Christmas morning. Spot punches them all in the face and uses his super-speed to deliver all the presents within .0000000001 seconds, to which Santa responds with jealousy.

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"The Hunger (For) Games" March 26th, 2012

The Hunger For Games

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Obviously I have failed to convey the importance of the thing

Description

Grape is playing a video game, with Peanut hyperactively guiding her through it, telling her to "get the thing" while shaking her wildly.

"The Exciting Adventures Of Tiger" March 28th, 2012

The Exciting Adventures Of Tiger

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Also, why are you sleeping on the table?

Description

Tiger wakes up in his bed, stating "you know it's a Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday." Marvin asks what he's complaining about: he doesn't have anywhere to go, he hates Thursdays and it's actually Wednesday. Tiger goes back to sleep.

"Perfect Hair Forever" March 30th, 2012

Perfect Hair Forever

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In the future, they decide Tiddlywinks is boring. So instead, they play tiddlywinks…ON TRICYCLES.

Description

In the "city of games," Spot (Superdog) enters a tiddlywinks tournament against a dog with green hair. Spot believes they came to play "Monster Cards," but the dog claims that was last year. Spot argues you can't market colored circles.

"Wizard Needs Sleep Badly" April 16th, 2012

Wizard Needs Sleep Badly

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It’s only fun if it’s a challenge AND makes me feel powerful simultaneously! Why can’t you do that!?

Description

Joey and his creepy friends are playing DnD. Lester complains about the numerous encounters and accuses Joey of not being fair. Joey clarifies this as everything is unfair unless things go exactly the way Lester wants. Joey fixes this so that the enemies are easy to defeat, but Lester claims that it's boring now.

"The Problem" April 18th, 2012

The Problem

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If you like it then you shoulda hung a lampshade on it

Description

Spo and Fido are watching TV together about kids with superpowers. Spo complains to a length about how they are able to handle complex situations despite being kids, before claiming you can't be right without being condescending.

"With A Twist" April 20th, 2012

With A Twist

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‘How did you even get your right hand there?’ ‘That’s my left hand’ ‘Okay… now i’m even more grossed out’

Description

Peanut finds Grape trying to take a nap on the stretchers under two kitchen chairs.

"Science Diet" June 6th, 2012

Science Diet

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Actually you’re going on a diet because you alone quadruple our food budget

Description

Jerry tells Tiger that it's time that he go on a diet. Tiger tells Marvin to get the log book. Marvin explains that within the past week, Tiger has consumed 57,000 calories of junk food, slept 126 hours and watched TV for 31. Despite this, he has remained a consistent weight despite eating five times more than what he can possibly burn. Marvin remarks he should be scientifically studied, as he is simultaneously fascinating and disgusting.

"Order Of Magnitude" June 8th, 2012

Order Of Magnitude

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By the way mom asked why she keeps finding claw marks on the ceiling fan

Description

Peanut tries to awaken Grape from one of her naps by whispering. After it doesn't work, he resorts to yelling her name, causing her to leap off the couch onto the ceiling. Grape reminds him that she asked to be awoken gently but Peanut replies that it didn't work.

"Oldie But Goodies" June 11th, 2012

Oldie But Goodies

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Also I was going to use it to pay for my stuff but okay

Description

Max walks into a pet store asking for cat nip. The clerk reminds him that they aren't allowed to sell it to pets, but Max tries to bribe him with his friend Mr. Washington: a quarter. The clerk finds this so adorable he asks to see Max out back.

"Rhyme Time" June 13th, 2012

Rhyme Time

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Tapping at the window, crying at the lock, 'DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY UNDERWEAR'

Description

Sasha walks along reciting Little Jack Horner. However, she forgets the words halfway through, before switching to Wee Willie Winkie.

"Jokers To The Right" June 15th, 2012

Jokers To The Right

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But let’s be honest, EVERYTHING not within my tiny island of true knowledge is crazy land

Description

Spo and Fido have a debate. Spo thinks since he won it, he has dictated the "new standard".

"Return Of The Television" July 16th, 2012

Return Of The Televison

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Sharktoberfest In July is better than regular Sharktoberfest cause you only get stupid Shark programming for one day, instead of all month

Description

Peanut is asleep on the couch in front of the TV, which is playing an advertisment for something call a Tum-Bul-Cup. Grape comes in sleepily, gets a drink and heads back to bed.

"Spot Is In A Spot" July 18th, 2012

Spot Is In A Spot

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Samurai Cat, not of the Pizza variety

Description

Peanut draws a comic of Spot being tied up and escaping using his incisors of steel. Reading the comic, Grape asks if Peanut meant canines of steel. Peanut ponders before coming to a realization and calling her a genius.

"Obligatory Reference" July 20th, 2012

Obligatory Reference

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bubblebubblebubblebubble

Description

Joey, Lester, Dallas, Bino, Peanut, Fox and King all get together to play poker. Lester wonders why can't they all play Magic: The Gathering instead.

"Topical Humor" December 28th, 2012

Topical Humor

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What, didn’t you get snack cakes in your stockings and store then on your beds like halloween candy?

Description

Peanut and Grape trade snacks with very strange names. Grape notes junk food hasn't been the same ever since Hostess shut down.

"Elaborate Setup" December 31st, 2012

Elaborate Setup

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Don't worry, I'm sure you can ferret it out

Description

Keene, trying to set up a "bigger-than-Time-Square" set-up for New Year's is notified that the teamsters lost the most import piece. Karishad tries to make a pun about "dropping the ball" but Keene cuts him off.

Title Date Published Comic
"Snax" January 2nd, 2013

Snax

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o n o

Description

Mr. Sandwich sits down on the couch with a wrapped package, which alerts Peanut.

"Olfactory Assessment" January 4th, 2013

Olfactory Assessment

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snarf!

Description

In a sequel to Snax, Mr. Sandwich tells Peanut that the package isn't a treat; it's just some wet wipes. Peanut states that he's lied before, so Mr. Sandwich lets Peanut sniff it. After thoroughly inspecting the package with his nose, Peanut backs off.

"Nachos And Thou" February 4th, 2013

Nachos and Thou

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Australian Rules Football is a combination of all sport, plus rugby again

Description

Bruce and Roosevelt are snuggling together in their habitat. Bruce laments that sometimes he misses the outback, but he's happy in the zoo since he has Roosevelt, warmth, shelter and football; even if it is the sissy American version.

"The Pending Litigation Of Spot" February 6th, 2013

The Pending Litigation Of Spot

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Everything I need to know I learned from Star Trek

Description

Spot is on trial in a alien courtroom. As the aliens call for him to answer for his crimes, Spot objects that they failed to file an injunction. As the aliens argue over the matter, Peanut explains to Grape he wanted to expand his repertoire into "cerebral legal drama."

"Shot In The Dark" February 8th, 2013

Shot In The Dark

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And after all that, it looks like distemper got them in the end

Description

Peanut and Grape get their shots at the vet, with Grape questioning why got a shot for distemper when it's just going to give them one.

"Hereafter Thereafter" March 18th, 2013

Hereafter Thereafter

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You can eat chocolate in heaven, but why would you want to when you have INFINI-chocolate?

Description

The spirit of a dead puppy sits crying on the bank of the river (presumably he was drowned.) He is approached by Cerberus, who offers him a giant chocolate-chip cookie as they ascend to heaven. Bahamut asks why she takes on the role of the messenger; and she replies that in her old job she never got to work with children.

"Better In My Head" March 20th, 2013

Better In My Head

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The white box with words on it is reading my thoughts! Fortunately, to clear my mind, I am skilled in transcendent meditation. (The white box doesn't know that)

Description

Delusional Steve imagines what it would be like if he had some dolls to play with, which turns out to him imagining what it would be like if he didn't have dolls to play with.

"Cats Will Be Cats" March 22nd, 2013

Cats Will Be Cats

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How do you manage to scream like that anyway?

Description

Grape pulls Jasper from his usual cartoon antics in his infinite cartoonish fight with Jinx the mouse.

"Darts As She Is Played" June 19th, 2013

Darts As She Is Played

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Miles is such a lightweight!

Description

Karishad and Daryl are playing darts when Keene comes along. He remarsk that the game came with a lot of darts, but Karishad says they are from earlier, turning around to reveal a bunch are stuck in his back. Keene asks how he's still walking and Karishad asks if he's never played "Last Predator Standing" before.

"Sweet Deal" June 21st, 2013

Sweet Deal

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IF YOU EAT ENOUGH YOU CAN PHASE THROUGH MATTER

Description

Deathaxe and Darth Vader Sanchez are bored when a voice out of nowhere starts advertising sugar, which turns them both hyper.

"The One And Only Taste" June 24th, 2013

The One And Only Taste

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. . . grrreat . . . grrreat . . . grrreat . . . grrreat . . .

Description

Marvin states that's he's proud of Tiger for finally being able to find humor in his name. Marvin sets up a line by asking what's for breakfast, and Tiger, holding up a box of cereal, replies that "it's grrreat!" Later he is seen awake in his bed, completely unnerved.

"The END Of Spot" June 26th, 2013

The END Of Spot

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My favorite part was where he didn't die

Description

The issue's title claims Spot will DIE (and many previous issues showcase Spot's various "deaths".) Spot investigates a distrubance at a bank, where a criminal, disguised as an old lady, sprays him with Spot remover. However, it merely turns him invisible. Reading the comic, Grape asks Peanut if he feels he's subconsciously mocking his own writing.

"Prodding Along" August 30th, 2013

Prodding Along

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This is why he bought that aspirin factory

Description

Karishad is seen with a tablet, looking confused. He then goes around the mansion touching various things, such as a vase, steam from a cooking pot, a newtwon's cradle (and eventually Daryl.) When Keene asks what he is doing, Karishad says the tablet told him to "touch anywhere to continue," intensely frustrating the ferret.

"The Boring Adventures Of Spot" September 2nd, 2013

The Boring Adventures Of Spot

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It's simple math: everything is exactly equivalent to everything else and there are no extraneous details worth worrying about

Description

Spot is going over his movie ticket sales with an executive. Although the movie sold twenty million, the sales did not meet their expectations. According to the executive, the way to make money is to spend money, revealing he spent one billion dollars on Spot's movie. Spot then kills the executive. Grape asks Peanut if he thinks he's editorializing too much, but Peanut replies that's why people make comics.

"Waxing On" September 4th, 2013

Waxing On

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Let's be philosophical about this wax

Description

Peanut and Grape both walk into the kitchen and slip on the newly waxed floor. After wondering what the point of making a walking surface friction-less is, the two take advantage and play hockey.

"I Come From A Land Down At The Corner Of Mulberry And 44" September 6th, 2013

I Come From A Land Down At The Corner Of Mulberry And 44

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As per usual, I felt like drawing some adorable kangaroos again

Description

At the zoo, Roosevelt calls for Bruce; a kid is holding a knife wanting to do the "Crocodile" Dundee thing. He asks Bruce if he can handle it. Bruce walks over to the kid, before loudly calling for security, causing the kid to flee.

"Halloween Interlude" October 31st, 2013

Halloween Interlude

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Fox you were supposed to be Luigi, now you're just naked

Description

On Halloween, King (dressed as Mario) and Bailey (dressed as Princess Peach), come across Fox dressed like Karishad, and Karishad dressed like Fox. Fox says it was Karishad's idea, but Karishad interjects that it was his idea.

"Spot Vs Santa" December 27th, 2013

Spot Vs Santa

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Spot doesn't always win because he's strong, but because he cares

Description

Santa has tied up Spot to a deathtrap. Santa is angry that Spot as saved Christmas over and over again, making him look inadequate by comparison. Spot says he can stop saving Christmas, and the two embrace in a hug, although later Spot sets the North pole on fire. Peanut is worried that it'll come off as sacrilegious, but Grape tells him that's not what he should worry about.

"To Serve Pizza, Man" December 30th, 2013

To Serve Pizza, Man

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Forty dollars?! There's a line between a tip and a bribe

Description

A pizza man delivers to the Wolf House. "Four Finger Discount" Jack asks who ordered the "well marbled delivery guy" causing the delivery man to faint in terror. Jack states it was a joke, and the cubs ask if they still have to pay.

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"Electric Word Life, It Means Forever" January 1st, 2014

Electric Word Life, It Means Forever

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I'm not entirely positive this isn't already a Robot Chicken sketch

Description

Tiger is dead asleep on the couch in front of the TV with a bowl of popcorn on his lap. The TV is playing a New Year's countdown special hosted by the creepy CGI recreation of Dick Clark, then the robot clone of Dick Clark, and finally the evil ghost of Dick Clark. Tiger eventually rolls off the couch, and continues sleeping nonetheless.

"Until the Other Kitties Knock Em Down" January 3rd, 2014

Until the Other Kitties Knock Em Down

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Worth it

Description

Grape inspects by a snowman that has Peanut's ears. Suddenly Peanut jumps out of the snowman to surprise Grape, causing her to scream and throw him headfirst into a snowbank.

"Otter Pop" January 6th, 2014

Otter Pop

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otter pop otter pop oh otter otter otter otter pop POP ba doon doon doon doon

Description

Gambit and Tarmac are in the lake, lounging. Gambit mentions that he could lay around for a while, and Tarmac notes that that's all they've been doing, as the lake is frozen with them in it. Gambit replies he's trying to be positive about the situation.

"My Bologna Has A First Name" March 3rd, 2014

My Bologna Has A First Name

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Kevin in thought is like watching a shaken bottle of champagne with its cork about to pop. Sasha, on the other hand, is a dormant volcano

Description

Sasha tells Kevin that she wants to a car shaped like a ketchup bottle and drive behind the weinermobile. Kevin agrees, but realizes that neither of them can drive since they don't have licenses. Sasha mentions their dog licenses, which Kevin thinks will allow them to drive cars shaped like dogs.

"Cultural Appropriation" March 5th, 2014

Cultural Appropriation

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Besides...don't knock it til you tried it

Description

At Itsuki's college, two students sitting with him at lunch are talking about a Japanese show, and how weird Japan is. Itsuki argues that it's a comedy show, and just because something is foreign doesn't mean they do it on purpose. They mention they don't find it funny, just freaky, and asks Itsuki what he has for lunch. He replies it's a disappointment because of how hard it is to find squid eyes and bee larvae. The others run off in disgust.

"Witches Of The Sand" March 7th, 2014

Witches Of The Sand

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i'm going to quickly follow the fox now bye

Description

Max comes by and gives Grapes a sandwich, asking her what the weirdest thing she ever ate was. As she takes a bite, she recounts having a mochaccino burrito, but she tells him it's dolphin (she'd rather not elaborate.) As Grape questions Max why he asked her this, Tarot ends up chasing Karishad after the latter talks with her and Peanut.

"Bedtime Snack" March 10th, 2014

Bedtime Snack

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Hon why are you hiding in the bathroom, that's not the kitchen!

Description
King and Bailey are in bed together, when Bailey suddenly mentions she's craving a pickle cherry milkshake, causing King to panic and hide in the bathroom.
"Forgot His Towel" March 12th, 2014

Forgot His Towel

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sOMEONE HELP

Description

Falstaff is seen sitting on the side of the road with a big sign (BAB-E-LON GARDUNZ (NOT RABED)), after being relocated in Yes, Jessica, There Is An Opener Of Ways, trying to a hitchhike back to Babylon Gardens.

"Radio Control Fox" March 21st, 2014

Radio Control Fox

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beep boop boop bop!

Description

Karishad is dancing around, wearing two dozen radio tracking collars. Keene playfully asks if only one of those is enough to keep tabs on him. Karishad whimsically replies that Keene should be more worried where two dozen uncontrolled mountain lions are, causing Keene to flee.

"Not Over Yet" December 29th, 2014

Not Over Yet

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Sec 1: I hereby swear that I have not been replaced by any of the following, or should you presuppose I have been replaced by a nega-version or bizarro version of myself, I not-swear the following:

Description

Bruce and Roosevelt finally return home after being left behind in Australia. As they approach their habitat, Roosevelt, on the verge of tears, sadly laments that they missed the Christmas party, and Bruce tries to cheer him up. When they turn on the light, the two find their home lavishly decorated and stocked with an abundance of gifts and food, as well as a note from Keene. He insists he did all of it as an apology, as he knows what it's like to be left behind on Christmas too, and he hasn't been replaced by a doppelganger.

"Rock In The New Year" December 31st, 2014

RockInTheNewYear

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Isn't that Pit in the New Yea--oh wait I see, nvm

Description

Pit is hosting a radio show special, WPIT COUNTDOWN TO A ROCKIN' NEW YEAR!, asking various pets what they want to see in the new year. Peanut is seen with a jealous Grape, telling him he wants to go on another romantic adventure with his girlfriend (and he can bring Grape and it'd still be romantic.) King just wants a little less excitement, given everything he's been through the past year. Duchess merely wants total domination over the hearts and dogs in the city (she's still working on Bino), and Pit asks not to use the take.

Title Date Published Comic
"How Do You Spell That" January 26th, 2015

How Do You Spell That

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koooooom

Description

Karishad is trying to read a scroll that was acquired from the temple raid. Keene snatches it out of Karishad's paws and reads it outloud, causing a giant swirling vortex to appear.

"Peanut Wakes Up Grape On The Couch Again" January 28th, 2015

Peanut Wakes Up Grape On The Couch Again

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shh shh, only dreams now

Description

Peanut once again wakes Grape up from one of her naps. Grape angrily says she told him not to wake her up for two hours. Peanut tells her that's why he woke her up; he forgot. Grape asks how long she was asleep, and Peanut replies it was only five minutes. Cut to Grape strangling Peanut, while Mr. Sandwich comments that they look cute when they 'play' together.

"My Baby She Wrote Me A Letter" January 30th, 2015

My Baby She Wrote Me A Letter

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kevin hasn't figured out whether he's right-handed or left, so he uses both to go faster

Description

Ralph berates Kevin for a report he "filed" out. He notes that he doesn't believe Kevin filled it out himself, as it was written in purple gel ink, there's glitter on the edges, it smells like perfume and there's a heart over the 'i' in his name. Ralph compares it to a report Kevin filed out last week, which is borderline illegible, before merely telling him to tell his girlfriend to use black ink next time. Fido tells Kevin to be glad Ralph didn't see the supervising officer was listed as "Mr. Grumpy Muzzle."

"The Mystery Of Spot" February 2nd, 2015

The Mystery of Spot

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Join Spot (professor) next time in: Murder for Die-ner!

Description

In The Case of the Missing Murder, Professor Spot accuses someone of committing murder, a murder so carefully crafted that not even he was aware a crime had been committed. Spot accuses Mr. Chester of being the murderer (who was disguised as the captain). One of the patrons asks if the captain was murdered, but Spot says the real captain is safe, which brings up the question of who was murdered. Spot pauses, before fleeing out the nearest window.

"Pretty In Pink" April 22nd, 2015

Pretty In Pink

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there was a sale at every surplus store

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Keene calls for Miles on his lawn in the middle of dozens of plastic flamingos. Keene asks if it was Karishad's doing, saying he didn't authorize it. Miles replies that he did; Karishad came in the office and Keene gave him a "no" before he could ask the question. Keene guesses the question was "Do you mind if I cover the lawn in plastic flamingos?" Miles asks if he should stop the fox, but Keene says not to bother...and that they may break a record.

"The Secret" April 24th, 2015

The Secret

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Itsuki you need to up a shirt size

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At Earl's auto-shop an old woman complains that Itsuki hadn't accepted her coupon for a free oil change. Earl promises to have a word with him. Itsuki defends himself; saying her car is an electric car, and therefore has no oil to change. Earl lets him in on a business secret: sometimes customers won't allow you to not waste their time, so when it happens he can put the car on the lift and watch TV in the break room. Itsuki states that's wrong, before asking if he would still get paid. Earl tells him to write it off as "customer service."

"Paint The Town" April 27th, 2015

Paint The Town

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In Mouse World, all implements and tools are adorable. Also you risk being eaten a lot

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Spo invites Squeak out, and they have drinks at a mouse restaurant (underneath a table). Spo makes a remark about getting stepped on, and Squeak replies he's a tease. Spo inquires Squeak about her relationship with Joey. Squeak tries to explain by asking Spo if he is into taller girls, but being shorter than most mice in general Spo isn't amused.

"Gift Of The Gag-i" December 27th, 2015

Gift Of The Gag-i

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bino, a pioneer in stretching the definition of naked

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Bino arrives at Duchess' place with all of his fur shaved off and wearing a hoodie. When Duchess questions him on this, he states that he sold his fur to some guy in a back alley so he could afford her present: a new case for her phone. Duchess uninterestedly gives him a ten dollar gift card for Pet Zone whilst saying the cover doesn't even fit her phone.

"Secret Santa" December 30th, 2015

Secret Santa

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all tigers share a natural affinity for lunch

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At the Milton residence, Duke asks Lana why they can't celebrate Christmas like a normal family. Lana tells him its because having billions of dollars makes it improbable, and what could they buy for the ferrets who have everything. Duke reveals he got her a tiger, who asks when lunch is.

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FootnoteEdit

  • The Alt-texts in the one-offs with an asterisk merely depicted the title of the comic, so alternate alt-texts have been provided. These are not officially endorsed by Rick Griffin.

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