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One-offs refer to comic strips that do not fit into one of the story arcs. They are most often provided in-between arcs, or sometimes during them. They usually feature a singular scenario, although some have follow ups or sequels.


Comic About

Channeling You At Age 8
Channeling You At Age 8
July 7th, 2008

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Description
Peanut is bored in the living room pondering what to do, all the while surrounded with many things to pass the time with.

TheGreatOutdoors
The Great Outdoors
July 9th, 2008

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Description
Two outdoor pets watch indoor pets from a fence, criticizing their lifestyle, saying that the outdoors is greater. However they just spend the whole day staring.

ARealBuzz
A Real Buzz
July 11th, 2008

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Description
Peanut is reading a book, just as Grape enters vibrating after having consumed chocolate-covered espresso beans due to boredom.

Yup, He's Over It
Yup, He's Over It
August 18th, 2008

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Description
Bino jokes around with Tiger about his name, and Tiger plays along. However Tiger soon snaps and threatens to kill Bino and his family, forcing Marvin to restrain him. This comic marked the introduction of both Tiger and Marvin.

Because He's Allergic You See
Because He's Allergic You See
October 31st, 2008

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Description
On Halloween, in a parody of It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown Tiger, Marvin, Sasha and Grape all receive treats (a marble, a piece of flint and a bone); while Peanut, (wearing a ghost costume with too many holes, like Charlie Brown) receives a piece of chocolate.

NothingStrangeHereAtAll
Nothing Strange Here At All
November 10th, 2008

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Description
Marvin comforts Tiger; who had just eaten all of the pizza Jerry bought for dinner. As Marvin goes to explain the situation, Tiger talks to his teddy bear Poom, telling him he eats when he is depressed, which is all the time.

MonkeyBusiness
Monkey Business
November 12th, 2008

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Description
Grape walks into the bathroom to get a tissue, however Earl is in the shower. Earl freaks out, but Grape assures him that she doesn't care about humans trying to hide their "weird furless bodies". Just as Grape is about to leave she decides to check to see if humans have thumbs on their feet, and Earl freaks out.

DeepThoughts
Deep Thoughts
November 14th, 2008

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Description
Bino and Sasha are both relaxing in at the park, and Bino asks Sasha if she's gotten over Fido. Sasha says she has, but then goes onto to wonder about Praying Mantises and their connections to Aliens. Bino then says that when he asked his question he thought that she was thinking about something relevant. Sasha then asks if he said something.

Delicious, Delicious Food
Delicious, Delicious Food
November 28th, 2008

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Description
On Thanksgiving, Mrs. Sandwich asks everyone to say what they are thankful for. Peanut and Grape are both thankful for food, while Mr. Sandwich is thankful their pets are so easy to please.

Comic About

Or Is He Just Projecting
Or Is He Just Projecting
February 9th, 2009

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Description
Zach is confronted by Tiger, who tells him that he "knows what his plans are", on how he will "replace him", and informs him that he is watching. This leaves Zach terrified.

Love In The Stitches
Love In The Stitches
February 11th, 2009

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Description
Jill aproaches Grape asking her if the sweater she found in the basement is her's. Grape freaks out and says no, but Jill thinks it is and forces her into it so that they can take pictures. Grape says that though she loves her mom, she will now have to plot her demise. Peanut shows up and is surprised that Grape has a sweater too.

CauseMentalDordersRFunny
Because Mental Disorders Are Funny
April 6th, 2009

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Aren't they just adorable?


Description
Zach tells Marvin that Tiger scares him, but Marvin tells him that Tiger is just paranoid, and he'll lighten up eventually. Zach goes to talk to Tiger, and he responds with mechanical affection, thus scaring Zach even more.

HousepetsGetsPolitical
Housepets Gets Political
April 8th, 2009

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The alt text is sorta like that little guy in the corner making his snarky soapbox statement, even though that's what this comic IS.


Description
A twist on political comics about the economy featuring Grape and Peanut in a pool. This is the last comic to be fully black and white.

NotGoodWithChildren
Not Good With Children
June 1st, 2009

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"What about Priority?" "Two hundred thirty" "Aww..."


Description
Jerry's sister Clair has the Arbelts take care of her puppy; Pap, for awhile. Pap soon makes fun of Tiger's name, so Tiger tries to mail Pap to the UAE, but is stopped by the price.

YesAllOfThem
Yes All Of Them
June 3rd, 2009

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Even the girls. It's not as bad as you think, actually.


Description
The Bigglesworths hold a meeting, but during the roll call the obvious happens. One of them suggests they find a better way to do this.

TheMiniAdvenOfSpot
The Mini Adventures Of Spot
June 6th, 2009

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At least I don't think I am.


Description
Peanut draws a comic of Spot, featuring Professor Spot having dinner with Stripe. Stripe tells Prof. Spot about Spot (Superdog), and then goes on to say that she's not sure if she can choose between the two which one she truly likes. Peanut shows the comic to Sasha, but she thinks that the comic is referring to her relationship with both Bino and Fido.

TigerMinusTiger
Tiger Minus Tiger
September 7th, 2009

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He doesn't spend ALL his time hanging around this pet-height table.


Description
Zach cautiously comes in, wondering if Tiger is there. Suddenly he is tapped on the back, scaring him and making him faint. Turns out it was Marvin, who tells the fainted rabbit that Jerry took Tiger to the park.

NextOnTheFoodNetwork
Next On Food Network
September 9th, 2009

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Best episode ever.


Description
Peanut is watching Throwdown! with Bobby Flay on Food Network, who is going up against the champions of cold cereal. Bobby presents them a cereal with hot chunks of lobster and a chili mango sauce, which leaves the judges (and Peanut) visibly disgusted.

CanineSceneInvestigation
Canine Scene Investigation
September 11th, 2009

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YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


Description
The K-9 Unit is investigating a footprint left in the sand, left by a kangaroo. Fido, in a true Lt. Horatio Caine (from CSI: Miami) fashion says that given the fact he was in a library, they're not looking for any kangaroo, they're looking for one that's for one that's an...eroodite.

OnlyFunnyToMeProbably
Only Funny To Me Probably
September 21st, 2009

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And don't ever bring up the projects he hasn't started work on yet.


Description
Grape is reading an issue of The Adventures of Spot, and asks Peanut why even though he yammers about it so much that there are only about five issues. Peanut explains that it's easier to think of ideas then actually execute them. Grape tells him that she writes stories sometimes, and she doesn't worry about execution. Peanut then says that he is trying to gain fans, and that he needs a properly executed story in order for people to like it. Grape says that she likes his stories, so he doesn't have to be self-conscious about it. Peanut then excitedly asks her if she would like to go over his supplementary material, to which she declines.

SubbedStandsForWithSubtlety
Subbed Stands For “With Subtlety”
September 23rd, 2009

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"Um, I don't have a VCR" "That's okay, I brought one of those over too. Just in case."


Description
Joey is watching "Akira Sojo", to which Lester responds poorly. Joey is confused, and says he thought Lester liked it. Lester says he does love it, but it's the Dubbed version that's the problem and proceeds to show him the Subbed version, which is almost exactly the same.

DearTabby
Dear Tabby
September 25th, 2009

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Maxwell knows. He breaks out in giggles every time it's brought up.


Description
Grape tries to write a letter to one of the actors who stared in the Pridelands movie. However all her attempts end up being embarrassing and suggestive.

Punkin
Punkin
October 28th, 2009

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Yes the pumpkin is falling over like ham. IT'S A CARTOON


Description
Grape informs Peanut that it's time to carve the pumpkins for Halloween, and that they both get their own. Grape starts drawing the outlines of the face on the pumpkin with a marker, but then notices the odd cutting noises coming from Peanut's direction. She turns around to find that Peanut is "carving" his pumpkin like a Thanksgiving turkey. Grape face-palms and Peanut responds with classic naivety.

WhichPlansWitchPlans
Which Plans? Witch Plans!
October 30th, 2009

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Making this comic, I noticed that Halloween night is going to be almost a full moon, so that worked out nicely


Description
Grape and Max are out during Halloween dressed as Pridelands characters. Grape is explaining to Max why Peanut isn't there, saying that he went with Tarot to do something. While Grape is relaying the whole thing Max notices Tarot and Peanut flying by on a broom in the moonlight.

BecauseOneChristmasSpecialIsn'tEnof
Because One Christmas Special Is Not Enough
December 30th, 2009

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AKA Spot (Superdog) Saves Rick From Having To Do Art While Family Visits.


Description
Aliens inexplicably decide to capture Santa Claus. Spot (Superdog) receives a distress call from Santa and arrives to save him. The aliens say that he is already too late as there are only 2 seconds until Christmas morning. Spot punches them all in the face and uses his super-speed to deliver all the presents within .0000000001 seconds, to which Santa responds with jealousy.

Comic About

Gregory Who
Gregory Who?
January 1st, 2010

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And now we can go back to saying the year like two separate two-digit numbers FINALLY


Description
The cubs continually countdown to New Year's, until Grape points out that they need to do it at midnight.

What They Want You To Think Yadda Yadda
What They Want You To Think Yadda Yadda
January 4th, 2010

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Of course Miss Auburn could circumvent the entire problem if it turns out the old gods had survived the--*gasp* that's it! To the internet!


Description
Over the fireplace, Grape and Max discuss a story-line from Fall of the Pridelands relevant to an ancient conspiracy.

The Real Culprit
The Real Culprit
January 6th, 2010

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'So it's also like the metaphorical--' 'No, like the regular death'


Description
Tarot explains to Peanut the meaning of 'Death' in the tarot deck, explaining how it represents change and how one must embrace it (and The Tower actually means death.)

Nor Hand Nor Foot Nor Arm Nor Face
Nor Hand Nor Foot Nor Arm Nor Face
January 8th, 2010

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I have no idea why we have fixed names; it doesn't make any sense to me. Besides, I always wanted to be known as EXCALIBUR! (you have to shout it and pump your fist)


Description
Miles explains to Lana Milton the wolf tradition of letting the children name themselves, before going into the history of his own name and Lucretia's. His cubs then pop in and declare they want to be named Space-Laser and Deathaxe.

Creator's Lament
Creator's Lament
February 17th, 2010

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see, I have this idea, but I want YOU to do all the work, then we split the profits


Description
Over kibble, Peanut explains to Grape how he wishes he could get instant feedback while writing stories, which Grape reads as Peanut wanting his work judged before anyone knows what it is.

Show And Tell
Show And Tell
February 19th, 2010

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'50%' = 'six or seven cents worth', 'science' = 'powdered vitamins'


Description
Peanut and Grape hold a presentation in their living-room in order to convince Earl to buy them a more expensive brand of pet-food (that costs three times as much.)

The Dayjob Of Spot
The Dayjob Of Spot
February 22nd, 2010

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NOW NOBODY CAN COMPLAIN


Description
Professor Spot teaches his students "advanced graph theory" which states the more graph jokes there are, the more authors will preemptively complain about it first.

Nature Is Ruthless
Nature Is Ruthless
February 24th, 2010

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Truly, the pinnacle of modern humor is Monty Python references


Decription
Grape and Max find a dead bird (who is not dead, though Grape stamps on it unsucessfully) and have a philosophical moment before calling dibs (the bird walks away.)

Doghouse Rules
Doghouse Rules
February 26th, 2010

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|so then there are these samurai vampires which have demon swords, and the demons are a thousand years old and so are the vampires because there was a war


Description
Joey invites King to play DnD, which he accepts, however Joey overcomplicates it and an overwhelmed King abandons him.|-

The All-Impersonal They
The All-Impersonal They
May 3rd, 2010

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I mean, why be indulgent when there's so much potential to be smug?


Description
Tiger, over reading newspaper comic strips, rants to Marvin about how much he hates stories and laments over a book he loved as a pup. Marvin suggests writing a fan-fiction, but Tiger states it doesn't count unless they do it for him.

Professor Spot And The Incredibly Geeky Joke
Professor Spot And The Incredibly Geeky Joke
May 5th, 2010

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You can tell he was destined to be a villain because of his name


Description
Professor Spot argues with professor Killjoy over his new time machine over maintaining his velocity and reference. To prove it is flawless, Professor Killjoy goes back three seconds in time, and can be seen falling outside from the window.

The Private Screening Room
The Private Screening Room
May 7th, 2010

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Yes it's ANOTHER kangaroo pun


Description
In the Milton Manor's private theater, Duke finally watches Scooby-Doo, telling Keene he appreciates a Saturday morning cartoon has a character with "gender and identity" issues, misunderstanding it since Scooby calls himself "Ruby Roo."

King In A Series Of Costumes At The Sears Photo Center
King In A Series Of Costumes At The Sears Photo Center
May 24th, 2010

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Best comic ever, or merely of all time?


Description
Pete dresses up King in a series of costumes for photos. King tells Pete that he has stopped resisting because he's dead and in purgatory.

Peanut Teaches Comics
Peanut Teaches Comics
May 26th, 2010

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You're going to want to add a lot more blood, and also be sure to mention that Republicans are the source of all evil


Description
Deathaxe presents Peanut a poorly-drawn comic. Peanut tells him it's not ready to go mainstream.

End Of Year Two
End Of Year Two
May 28th, 2010

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To everyone else who writes: Stop stripping the personality off of your characters when they talk about love. For serious.


Description
Peanut wakes Grape up from her nap by telling her he loves her. Grape replies she loves him too...but if he does that again he will die lovingly.

Stale Jokes For Stale Mallows
Stale Jokes For Stale Mallows
June 7th, 2010

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Guest starring BIFF--oh no wait, it's just Marvin


Description
Tiger purchases a large marshmallow that was accidentally left in the factory without being cut into Peeps. He announces to the Arbelt famly his intentions to create a bunch of Tiger-Peeps but later that night he eats the whole thing (having a dream he was eating his pillow.)

You’re All Individuals
You’re All Individuals
June 9th, 2010

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i'm not


Description
Woodland animals gather in the Arbelt backyard to hail Zach as 'The Opener of Ways,' and he unsuccessfully tries to make them go away.

Right After When Animals Attack 37
Right After When Animals Attack 37
June 11th, 2010

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THIS little pig went to the MARKET . . . but THIS little pig STAYED HOME


Description
While Grape is napping, the TV is playing World's Wildest Police Videos. As the narrator goes on about what's going to happen, Grape disinterestedly goes back to sleep.

Cordiality
Cordiality
July 26th, 2010

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Whatever happened to the good ol days?


Description
Bino calls Peanut a traitor for waving at the mailman.

The Problem With Shared Universes
The Problem With Shared Universes
July 28th, 2010

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These amazing powers are sequestered to a chosen few so that the world they inhabit remain unchanged from our own, and as a result, the entire world is no better off than if it never had any superheroes at all


Description
A Spot (Superdog) comic explaining the problem with shared universes, in which every superhero is "unique" and they all formed a club (no super villains allowed.)

Ba Da Da Daaaaah!
Ba Da Da Daaaaah!
July 30th, 2010

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'Look at the bright side, at least it's not Spinach Rag' 'AAAAAAAGH'


Description Grape has a song stuck in her head and turns to Peanut for help. Peanut lists off a bunch of different tunes until Grape forgets it, only to resume singing a minute later.

Where History Comes Back From The Dead Oh No
Where History Comes Back From The Dead Oh No
September 17th, 2010

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The funny/painful part is that I didn't exaggerate that much


Description
Peanut and Grape are watching The History Channel which lists a bunch of exaggerated documentaries and shows until the two fall asleep.

Winning Strategy
Winning Strategy
September 27th, 2010

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I need to practice humans more . . . but not tonight


Description
Grape and Peanut are playing hide-and-seek. It's Peanut's turn to hide, and he tricks Grape into the bathroom so their mom can give her a bath (she paid him a dollar for it.)

Don’t You Wish You Could Read Like Me
Don’t You Wish You Could Read Like Me
September 29th, 2010

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They were right though it is WAY better than the sequels


Description
Peanut returns some books he'd borrowed from Fox earlier that day and read through, including the 400 page novel Dune. Fox asks why Peanut hasn't just gone through the whole library if he's such a fast reader, which Peanut replies he has, it was just the library's copy of Dune was back-ordered.

Pet Project
Pet Project
October 1st, 2010

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So yeah I bought this new protein shake and let me tell you it's really been helping with my routine


Description
Kevin brings out the calendars he made for charity, but to Ralph's dismay all of the photos are of Kevin.

I Apologize In Advance
I Apologize In Advance
November 3rd, 2010

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'So,' Grape asked, 'Did you actually read the book?' 'I didn't think I needed to,' Peanut replied, 'it's like Waiting for Godot only he shows up at the end, right?


Description
Peanut draws a comic of Atlas Shrugged with the famous line "Who is John Galt?" in exactly four panels.

And We’re Hopping, We’re Hopping
And We’re Hopping, We’re Hopping
November 3rd, 2010

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You're lucky; I was about to make another comic about an obscure topic nobody's heard of, but then I thought, 'I want to draw kangaroos'


Description
Bruce and Roosevelt take a tour of Babylon Gardens, eliciting a confused response from Grape.

Tastes Like Glue
Tastes Like Glue
November 8th, 2010

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I have EATEN MUD in order to avoid taking a bath


Description
Peanut asks Grape to help him find his rawhide bone. He eventually finds it, though it's dirty on the end, he chews on it anyways.

Advertising Power!
Advertising Power!
November 10th, 2010

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Mrs. Sandwich can have an ATTITUDE when she wants to


Description
Peanut asks Jill to buy the instant kibble, which boiling water can be added to make gravy. Jill refuses on the grounds that she isn't paying for extra styrofoam, and Peanut rebukes it as her not understanding progress.

Based On A True Story
Based On A True Story
November 12th, 2010

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No squirrels were harmed in the making of this comic


Description
Peanut is reading when a squirrel runs into the door, startling him.

A Darker Turn
A Darker Turn
December 1st, 2010

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What have I done to / - Mister Grinch? / - Is this a dagger before my eyes? / - Who would have thought for that old man / - to have so much blood inside / - Mister Grinch?


Description
The Arbelt pets are out caroling, and Marvin announces they will do the Grinch song. Tiger soon starts improvising and his lyrics grow darker and more insane until Zach and Marvin abandon him, leaving him to finish the song.

The Best Game
The Best Game
December 3rd, 2010

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Snow is tasty, but not all at once


Description
Earl calls out for Peanut to fetch, then tricks him by throwing a snowball into his mouth.

Comic About

Bait and Switch
Bait And Switch
January 7th, 2011

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I thought you would appreciate a quiet activity, have I somehow misjudged?


Description
Kevin is in a "tackle" shop, where he tells Fido he thought it was for something different.

Egghead Mail-In Academy
Egghead Mail-In Academy
February 21st, 2011

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Most doctoral theses are based on the premise that everyone else is secretly mocking you


Description
Spo is working on a linguistics doctoral thesis in order to prove that everything everyone has ever said is "I like cheese." Fido points out Spo hates cheese.

Relaxing Pastime
Relaxing Pastime
February 23rd, 2011

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Now can I please play through?!


Description
Keene is in Florida, being held by a security officer on a golf course for chasing the balls thinking they were mice.

Meanwhile At The Zoo
Meanwhile At The Zoo
February 25th, 2011

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This is not the worst thing Karishad's been up to, such as hiring that contractor to chrome plate everything in the coon enclosure so they were surrounded by sparklies only to end up giving them all nervous breakdowns


Description
A beaver goes around the zoo patrons (Bruce and Roosevelt, Karishad, and Tarmac and Gambit) telling them that the zoo is opening back up and they need to practice for opening day.

Face It
Face It
March 11th, 2011

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AKA Peanut Glam Shots


Description
Peanut makes a bunch of faces while Jill rubs his belly, and Grape calls him hopeless.

Beauty Sleep
Beauty Sleep
March 14th, 2011

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Happy National Jetlag-And-Fussy-Children Week!


Description
Grape oversleeps on Daylight Savings and wakes up groggy, asking why Peanut didn't wake her up. Peanut tells her she slept until Monday.

Standard Celebration Procedure
Standard Celebration Procedure
March 16th, 2011

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I HAVE TO DO THIS BEFORE WE CAN PERFORM 'JULIUS CAESAR


Description
Following from Beauty Sleep Grape eats a piece of pie. Peanut reminds her Pi Day was yesterday but Grape snaps that he threw her off schedule.

Yell Phone
Yell Phone
March 18th, 2011

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I do this partly because people want to see them act like animals for some reason


Description
Peanut yells out to Tarot from his window questions about their date tonight. Earl asks him why can't he just call her instead of barking across the neighborhood.

Winning By A Hair
Winning By A Hair
April 20th, 2011

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I used to have a book that was entirely about bad hair jokes. That sort of thing is abusable people.


Description
Peanut and Grape are playing hide-and-seek. Grape immediately finds Peanut hiding in the closet by following his hair trail.

Poolside Manner
Poolside Manner
April 22nd, 2011

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Money can't buy happiness, so I'll just buy the misery of others


Description
Keene calls Lana to discuss things they can do with their pool, having already filled it with grape gelatin, and asking if the hedonism has gotten to their heads.

A Disease Of The Brain
A Disease Of The Brain
June 6th, 2011

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It was surprisingly easy to come up with old people jokes. So that's how newspaper cartoonists do it!


Description
Marvin confronts Tiger with the fact he doesn't care about anyone. To prove he does, Tiger offers to "help" a schnauzer who he assumes is an old man, when he is really three years old.

Are You Being Cervid
Are You Being Cervid?
June 8th, 2011 Alt-Text
PUN
Description
Tarot fortune-reads for a deer (with the pun 'oh dear').

Sailing Songs
Sailing Songs
June 10th, 2011

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It’s just best not to ask where they got the raft


Description
Fiddler and Keys are on a raft singing a song about sailing down the river.

The Continuing Adventures Of The Television
The Continuing Adventures Of The Television
June 13th, 2011

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stay tuned as we play this commercial three more times in the same half hour. on a cartoon channel.


Description
Grape is sleeping while a commercial for proctlocotamine airs, listing its many side-effects.

Zoo Boo
Zoo Boo
June 15th, 2011

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I apologize for doing puns twice in two weeks, but not for the fact that it is yet another roo pun. DEAL WITH IT


Description
Bruce is taking Roosevelt, who has a toothache, to the dentist when he sees Karishad had dug a "roo canal" around their habitat.

Inappropriate Title
Inappropriate Title
June 17th, 2011

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As far as I'm concerned, if your main metaphor evokes something cooler than your actual story, you're doing something wrong


Description
Peanut is complaining to Tarot over reading a story with a dragon on the cover that ended up being a metaphor. Spirit Dragon temporarily possesses Tarot to express her love of him, whereupon Tarot yells for Spirit Dragon to back off.

The Artist Makes No Claims To The Accuracy Of The Views Expressed Herein
The Artist Makes No Claims To The Accuracy Of The Views Expressed Herein
August 8th, 2011

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Naturally, to become a true artist, it takes YEARS of upselling to rich people


Description
Peanut and Grape observe and comment on four pieces of art, with how four different teachers would teach it.

The Artist Makes No Claims To The Accuracy Of The View
The Artist Makes No Claims To The Accuracy Of The View
August 10th, 2011

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I apologize deeply for the title pun; some things are irresistable


Description
Sasha and Duchess (in her debut appearance) discuss the demaning nature of dog shows and gender equality in pets.

Is This The End Of Spot Again
Is This The End Of Spot? Again?
August 12, 2011

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It's never worked before, which is why this time it's SURE to work!


Description
Spot confronts a villain who is using a machine to reboot the universe and make minor, insignificant changes.

An English Major Wrote This
An English Major Wrote This
September 23, 2011

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But what is an adverb? An adverb is any verb that describes an advertisement


Description
Peanut is reading a literature book denouncing the use of adverbs, until he comes across a sentence that makes no sense without one.

The Pewter Soldier
The Pewter Soldier
September 26th, 2011

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It's almost like the module writers didn't want to reward us for finding creative sources of revenue!


Description
Joey and his weird friends play DnD.

A Game Of The Mind
A Game Of The Mind
September 28, 2011

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Tarot's going easy on her by tying one eye behind her back


Description
Tarot and Sabrina play pre-cognition chess.

Talking Points
Talking Points
September 30, 2011

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Their things will destroy our prosperity, despite them not having destroyed it before!


Description
Spo calls a radio host and rants to him over the things he said, until the radio host asks his opinion, whereupon Spo says he's never listened to the show.

A Bit Of Spot And Bat-Bat
A Bit Of Spot And Bat-Bat
November 5, 2011

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untz i guess


Description
Spot and Batman are at a party, get into an argument, settle it with fruit punch, and Spot ends on a bad joke.

Ring Out The New Year
Ring Out The New Year
December 28, 2011

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Inform the Marquess of Queensberry


Description
Grape and Peanut get into a pillow fight that ends with Peanut on his back since Grape used a memory foam pillow.

Filling Up The 2 a.m. Slots
Filling Up The 2 a.m. Slots
December 30, 2011

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they have to live vicariously through their daughters while they're young, before their daughters grow up to be exactly like them


Description
Peanut is playing his DSi while the TV lists off a bunch of shows to countdown the new year.

Comic About

The Hunger For Games
The Hunger (For) Games
March 26th, 2012

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Obviously I have failed to convey the importance of the thing


Description
Grape is playing a video game, with Peanut hyperactively guiding her through it, telling her to "get the thing" while shaking her wildly.

The Exciting Adventures Of Tiger
The Exciting Adventures Of Tiger
March 28th, 2012

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Also, why are you sleeping on the table?


Description
Tiger wakes up in his bed, stating "you know it's a Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday." Marvin asks what he's complaining about: he doesn't have anywhere to go, he hates Thursdays and it's actually Wednesday. Tiger goes back to sleep.

Perfect Hair Forever
Perfect Hair Forever
March 30th, 2012

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In the future, they decide Tiddlywinks is boring. So instead, they play tiddlywinks…ON TRICYCLES.


Description
In the "city of games," Spot (Superdog) enters a tiddlywinks tournament against a dog with green hair. Spot believes they came to play "Monster Cards," but the dog claims that was last year. Spot argues you can't market colored circles.

Wizard Needs Sleep Badly
Wizard Needs Sleep Badly
April 16th, 2012

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It’s only fun if it’s a challenge AND makes me feel powerful simultaneously! Why can’t you do that!?


Description
Joey and his creepy friends are playing DnD. Lester complains about the numerous encounters and accuses Joey of not being fair. Joey clarifies this as everything is unfair unless things go exactly the way Lester wants. Joey fixes this so that the enemies are easy to defeat, but Lester claims that it's boring now.

The Problem
The Problem
April 18th, 2012

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If you like it then you shoulda hung a lampshade on it


Description
Spo and Fido are watching TV together about kids with superpowers. Spo complains to a length about how they are able to handle complex situations despite being kids, before claiming you can't be right without being condescending.

With A Twist
With A Twist
April 20th, 2012

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‘How did you even get your right hand there?’ ‘That’s my left hand’ ‘Okay… now i’m even more grossed out’


Description
Peanut finds Grape trying to take a nap on the stretchers under two kitchen chairs.

Science Diet
Science Diet
June 6th, 2012

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Actually you’re going on a diet because you alone quadruple our food budget


Description
Jerry tells Tiger that it's time that he go on a diet. Tiger tells Marvin to get the log book. Marvin explains that within the past week, Tiger has consumed 57,000 calories of junk food, slept 126 hours and watched TV for 31. Despite this, he has remained a consistent weight despite eating five times more than what he can possibly burn. Marvin remarks he should be scientifically studied, as he is simultaneously fascinating and disgusting.

Order Of Magnitude
Order Of Magnitude
June 8th, 2012

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By the way mom asked why she keeps finding claw marks on the ceiling fan


Description
Peanut tries to awaken Grape from one of her naps by whispering. After it doesn't work, he resorts to yelling her name, causing her to leap off the couch onto the ceiling. Grape reminds him that she asked to be awoken gently but Peanut replies that it didn't work.

Oldie But Goodies
Oldie But Goodies
June 11th, 2012

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Also I was going to use it to pay for my stuff but okay


Description
Max walks into a pet store asking for cat nip. The clerk reminds him that they aren't allowed to sell it to pets, but Max tries to bribe him with his friend Mr. Washington: a quarter. The clerk finds this so adorable he asks to see Max out back.

Rhyme Time
Rhyme Time
June 13th, 2012

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Tapping at the window, crying at the lock, 'DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY UNDERWEAR


Description
Sasha walks along reciting Little Jack Horner. However, she forgets the words halfway through, before switching to Wee Willie Winkie.

Jokers To The Right
Jokers To The Right
June 15th, 2012

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But let’s be honest, EVERYTHING not within my tiny island of true knowledge is crazy land


Description
Spo and Fido have a debate. Spo thinks since he won it, he has dictated the "new standard".

Return Of The Televison
Return Of The Television
July 16th, 2012

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Sharktoberfest In July is better than regular Sharktoberfest cause you only get stupid Shark programming for one day, instead of all month


Description
Peanut is asleep on the couch in front of the TV, which is playing an advertisement for something call a Tum-Bul-Cup. Grape comes in sleepily, gets a drink and heads back to bed.

Spot Is In A Spot
Spot Is In A Spot
July 18th, 2012

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Samurai Cat, not of the Pizza variety


Description
Peanut draws a comic of Spot being tied up and escaping using his incisors of steel. Reading the comic, Grape asks if Peanut meant canines of steel. Peanut ponders before coming to a realization and calling her a genius.

Obligatory Reference
Obligatory Reference
July 20th, 2012

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bubblebubblebubblebubble


Description
Joey, Lester, Dallas, Bino, Peanut, Fox and King all get together to play poker. Lester wonders why can't they all play Magic: The Gathering instead.

Topical Humor
Topical Humor
December 28th, 2012

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What, didn’t you get snack cakes in your stockings and store then on your beds like halloween candy?


Description
Peanut and Grape trade snacks with very strange names. Grape notes junk food hasn't been the same ever since Hostess shut down.

Elaborate Setup
Elaborate Setup
December 31st, 2012

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Don't worry, I'm sure you can ferret it out


Description
Keene, trying to set up a "bigger-than-Time-Square" set-up for New Year's is notified that the teamsters lost the most important piece. Karishad tries to make a pun about "dropping the ball" but Keene cuts him off.

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Snax
Snax
January 2nd, 2013

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o n o

Description
Mr. Sandwich sits down on the couch with a wrapped package, which alerts Peanut.

Olfactory Assessment
Olfactory Assessment
January 4th, 2013

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snarf!

Description
In a sequel to Snax, Mr. Sandwich tells Peanut that the package isn't a treat; it's just some wet wipes. Peanut states that he's lied before, so Mr. Sandwich lets Peanut sniff it. After thoroughly inspecting the package with his nose, Peanut backs off.

Nachos and Thou
Nachos And Thou
February 4th, 2013

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Australian Rules Football is a combination of all sport, plus rugby again

Description
Bruce and Roosevelt are snuggling together in their habitat. Bruce laments that sometimes he misses the outback, but he's happy in the zoo since he has Roosevelt, warmth, shelter and football; even if it is the sissy American version.

The Pending Litigation Of Spot
The Pending Litigation Of Spot
February 6th, 2013

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Everything I need to know I learned from Star Trek

Description
Spot is on trial in a alien courtroom. As the aliens call for him to answer for his crimes, Spot objects that they failed to file an injunction. As the aliens argue over the matter, Peanut explains to Grape he wanted to expand his repertoire into "cerebral legal drama."

Shot In The Dark
Shot In The Dark
February 8th, 2013

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And after all that, it looks like distemper got them in the end

Description
Peanut and Grape get their shots at the vet, with Grape questioning why got a shot for distemper when it's just going to give them one.

Hereafter Thereafter
Hereafter Thereafter
March 18th, 2013

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You can eat chocolate in heaven, but why would you want to when you have INFINI-chocolate?

Description
The spirit of a dead puppy sits crying on the bank of the river (presumably he was drowned.) He is approached by Cerberus, who offers him a giant chocolate-chip cookie as they ascend to heaven. Bahamut asks why she takes on the role of the messenger; and she replies that in her old job she never got to work with children.

Better In My Head
Better In My Head
March 20th, 2013

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The white box with words on it is reading my thoughts! Fortunately, to clear my mind, I am skilled in transcendent meditation. (The white box doesn't know that)

Description
Delusional Steve imagines what it would be like if he had some dolls to play with, which turns out to him imagining what it would be like if he didn't have dolls to play with.

Cats Will Be Cats
Cats Will Be Cats
March 22nd, 2013

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How do you manage to scream like that anyway?

Description
Grape pulls Jasper from his usual cartoon antics in his infinite cartoonish fight with Jinx the mouse.

Darts As She Is Played
Darts As She Is Played
June 19th, 2013

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Miles is such a lightweight!

Description
Karishad and Daryl are playing darts when Keene comes along. He remarks that the game came with a lot of darts, but Karishad says they are from earlier, turning around to reveal a bunch are stuck in his back. Keene asks how he's still walking and Karishad asks if he's never played "Last Predator Standing" before.

Sweet Deal
Sweet Deal
June 21st, 2013

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IF YOU EAT ENOUGH YOU CAN PHASE THROUGH MATTER

Description
Deathaxe and Darth Vader Sanchez are bored when a voice out of nowhere starts advertising sugar, which turns them both hyper.

The One And Only Taste
The One And Only Taste
June 24th, 2013

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. . . grrreat . . . grrreat . . . grrreat . . . grrreat . . .

Description
Tiger, holding up a box of cereal, replies that "it's grrreat!" Later he is seen awake in his bed, completely unnerved.

The END Of Spot
The END Of Spot
June 26th, 2013

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My favorite part was where he didn't die

Description
The issue's title claims Spot will DIE (and many previous issues showcase Spot's various "deaths".) Spot investigates a distrubance at a bank, where a criminal, disguised as an old lady, sprays him with Spot remover. However, it merely turns him invisible. Reading the comic, Grape asks Peanut if he feels he's subconsciously mocking his own writing.

Prodding Along
Prodding Along
August 30th, 2013

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This is why he bought that aspirin factory

Description
Karishad is seen with a tablet, looking confused. He then goes around the mansion touching various things, such as a vase, steam from a cooking pot, a newtwon's cradle (and eventually Daryl.) When Keene asks what he is doing, Karishad says the tablet told him to "touch anywhere to continue," intensely frustrating the ferret.

The Boring Adventures Of Spot
The Boring Adventures Of Spot
September 2nd, 2013

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It's simple math: everything is exactly equivalent to everything else and there are no extraneous details worth worrying about

Description
Spot is going over his movie ticket sales with an executive. Although the movie sold twenty million, the sales did not meet their expectations. According to the executive, the way to make money is to spend money, revealing he spent one billion dollars on Spot's movie. Spot then kills the executive. Grape asks Peanut if he thinks he's editorializing too much, but Peanut replies that's why people make comics.

Waxing On
Waxing On
September 4th, 2013

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Let's be philosophical about this wax

Description
Peanut and Grape both walk into the kitchen and slip on the newly waxed floor. After wondering what the point of making a walking surface friction-less is, the two take advantage and play hockey.

I Come From A Land Down At The Corner Of Mulberry And 44
I Come From A Land Down At The Corner Of Mulberry And 44
September 6th, 2013

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As per usual, I felt like drawing some adorable kangaroos again

Description
At the zoo, Roosevelt calls for Bruce; a kid is holding a knife wanting to do the "Crocodile" Dundee thing. He asks Bruce if he can handle it. Bruce walks over to the kid, before loudly calling for security, causing the kid to flee.

Halloween Interlude
Halloween Interlude
October 31st, 2013

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Fox you were supposed to be Luigi, now you're just naked

Description
On Halloween, King (dressed as Mario) and Bailey (dressed as Princess Peach), come across Fox dressed like Karishad, and Karishad dressed like Fox. Fox says it was Karishad's idea, but Karishad interjects that it was his idea.

Spot Vs Santa
Spot Vs Santa
December 27th, 2013

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Spot doesn't always win because he's strong, but because he cares

Description
Santa has tied up Spot to a deathtrap. Santa is angry that Spot as saved Christmas over and over again, making him look inadequate by comparison. Spot says he can stop saving Christmas, and the two embrace in a hug, although later Spot sets the North pole on fire. Peanut is worried that it'll come off as sacrilegious, but Grape tells him that's not what he should worry about.

To Serve Pizza, Man
To Serve Pizza, Man
December 30th, 2013

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Forty dollars?! There's a line between a tip and a bribe

Description
A pizza man delivers to the Wolf House. "Four Finger Discount" Jack asks who ordered the "well marbled delivery guy" causing the delivery man to faint in terror. Jack states it was a joke, and the cubs ask if they still have to pay.

Comic About

Electric Word Life, It Means Forever
Electric Word Life, It Means Forever
January 1st, 2014

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I'm not entirely positive this isn't already a Robot Chicken sketch

Description
Tiger is dead asleep on the couch in front of the TV with a bowl of popcorn on his lap. The TV is playing a New Year's countdown special hosted by the creepy CGI recreation of Dick Clark, then the robot clone of Dick Clark, and finally the evil ghost of Dick Clark. Tiger eventually rolls off the couch, and continues sleeping nonetheless.

Until the Other Kitties Knock Em Down
Until the Other Kitties Knock Em Down
January 3rd, 2014

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Worth it

Description
Grape inspects by a snowman that has Peanut's ears. Suddenly Peanut jumps out of the snowman to surprise Grape, causing her to scream and throw him headfirst into a snowbank.

Otter Pop
Otter Pop
January 6th, 2014

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otter pop otter pop oh otter otter otter otter pop POP ba doon doon doon doon

Description
Gambit and Tarmac are in the lake, lounging. Gambit mentions that he could lay around for a while, and Tarmac notes that that's all they've been doing, as the lake is frozen with them in it. Gambit replies he's trying to be positive about the situation.

My Bologna Has A First Name
My Bologna Has A First Name
March 3rd, 2014

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Kevin in thought is like watching a shaken bottle of champagne with its cork about to pop. Sasha, on the other hand, is a dormant volcano

Description
Sasha tells Kevin that she wants to a car shaped like a ketchup bottle and drive behind the weinermobile. Kevin agrees, but realizes that neither of them can drive since they don't have licenses. Sasha mentions their dog licenses, which Kevin thinks will allow them to drive cars shaped like dogs.

Cultural Appropriation
Cultural Appropriation
March 5th, 2014

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Besides...don't knock it til you tried it

Description
At Itsuki's college, two students sitting with him at lunch are talking about a Japanese show, and how weird Japan is. Itsuki argues that it's a comedy show, and just because something is foreign doesn't mean they do it on purpose. They mention they don't find it funny, just freaky, and asks Itsuki what he has for lunch. He replies it's a disappointment because of how hard it is to find squid eyes and bee larvae. The others run off in disgust.

Witches Of The Sand
Witches Of The Sand
March 7th, 2014

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i'm going to quickly follow the fox now bye

Description
Max comes by and gives Grapes a sandwich, asking her what the weirdest thing she ever ate was. As she takes a bite, she recounts having a mochaccino burrito, but she tells him it's dolphin (she'd rather not elaborate.) As Grape questions Max why he asked her this, Tarot ends up chasing Karishad after the latter talks with her and Peanut.

Bedtime Snack
Bedtime Snack
March 10th, 2014

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Hon why are you hiding in the bathroom, that's not the kitchen!

Description
King and Bailey are in bed together, when Bailey suddenly mentions she's craving a pickle cherry milkshake, causing King to panic and hide in the bathroom.

Forgot His Towel
Forgot His Towel
March 12th, 2014

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sOMEONE HELP

Description
Falstaff is seen sitting on the side of the road with a big sign (BAB-E-LON GARDUNZ (NOT RABED)), after being relocated in Yes, Jessica, There Is An Opener Of Ways, trying to a hitchhike back to Babylon Gardens.

Radio Control Fox
Radio Control Fox
March 21st, 2014

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beep boop boop bop!

Description
Karishad is dancing around, wearing two dozen radio tracking collars. Keene playfully asks if only one of those is enough to keep tabs on him. Karishad whimsically replies that Keene should be more worried where two dozen uncontrolled mountain lions are, causing Keene to flee.

Not Over Yet
Not Over Yet
December 29th, 2014

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Sec 1: I hereby swear that I have not been replaced by any of the following, or should you presuppose I have been replaced by a nega-version or bizarro version of myself, I not-swear the following:

Description
Bruce and Roosevelt finally return home after being left behind in Australia. As they approach their habitat, Roosevelt, on the verge of tears, sadly laments that they missed the Christmas party, and Bruce tries to cheer him up. When they turn on the light, the two find their home lavishly decorated and stocked with an abundance of gifts and food, as well as a note from Keene. He insists he did all of it as an apology, as he knows what it's like to be left behind on Christmas too, and he hasn't been replaced by a doppelganger.

RockInTheNewYear
Rock In The New Year
December 31st, 2014

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Isn't that Pit in the New Yea--oh wait I see, nvm

Description
Pit is hosting a radio show special, WPIT COUNTDOWN TO A ROCKIN' NEW YEAR!, asking various pets what they want to see in the new year. Peanut is seen with a jealous Grape, telling him he wants to go on another romantic adventure with his girlfriend (and he can bring Grape and it'd still be romantic.) King just wants a little less excitement, given everything he's been through the past year. Duchess merely wants total domination over the hearts and dogs in the city (she's still working on Bino), and Pit asks not to use the take.

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How Do You Spell That
How Do You Spell That
January 26th, 2015

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koooooom

Description
Karishad is trying to read a scroll that was acquired from the temple raid. Keene snatches it out of Karishad's paws and reads it outloud, causing a giant swirling vortex to appear.

Peanut Wakes Up Grape On The Couch Again
Peanut Wakes Up Grape On The Couch Again
January 28th, 2015

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shh shh, only dreams now

Description
Peanut once again wakes Grape up from one of her naps. Grape angrily says she told him not to wake her up for two hours. Peanut tells her that's why he woke her up; he forgot. Grape asks how long she was asleep, and Peanut replies it was only five minutes. Cut to Grape strangling Peanut, while Mr. Sandwich comments that they look cute when they 'play' together.

My Baby She Wrote Me A Letter
My Baby She Wrote Me A Letter
January 30th, 2015

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kevin hasn't figured out whether he's right-handed or left, so he uses both to go faster

Description
Ralph berates Kevin for a report he "filed" out. He notes that he doesn't believe Kevin filled it out himself, as it was written in purple gel ink, there's glitter on the edges, it smells like perfume and there's a heart over the 'i' in his name. Ralph compares it to a report Kevin filed out last week, which is borderline illegible, before merely telling him to tell his girlfriend to use black ink next time. Fido tells Kevin to be glad Ralph didn't see the supervising officer was listed as "Mr. Grumpy Muzzle."

The Mystery of Spot
The Mystery Of Spot
February 2nd, 2015

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Join Spot (professor) next time in: Murder for Die-ner!

Description
In The Case of the Missing Murder, Professor Spot accuses someone of committing murder, a murder so carefully crafted that not even he was aware a crime had been committed. Spot accuses Mr. Chester of being the murderer (who was disguised as the captain). One of the patrons asks if the captain was murdered, but Spot says the real captain is safe, which brings up the question of who was murdered. Spot pauses, before fleeing out the nearest window.

Pretty In Pink
Pretty In Pink
April 22nd, 2015

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there was a sale at every surplus store

Description
Keene calls for Miles on his lawn in the middle of dozens of plastic flamingos. Keene asks if it was Karishad's doing, saying he didn't authorize it. Miles replies that he did; Karishad came in the office and Keene gave him a "no" before he could ask the question. Keene guesses the question was "Do you mind if I cover the lawn in plastic flamingos?" Miles asks if he should stop the fox, but Keene says not to bother...and that they may break a record.

The Secret
The Secret
April 24th, 2015

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Itsuki you need to up a shirt size

Description
At Earl's auto-shop an old woman complains that Itsuki hadn't accepted her coupon for a free oil change. Earl promises to have a word with him. Itsuki defends himself; saying her car is an electric car, and therefore has no oil to change. Earl lets him in on a business secret: sometimes customers won't allow you to not waste their time, so when it happens he can put the car on the lift and watch TV in the break room. Itsuki states that's wrong, before asking if he would still get paid. Earl tells him to write it off as "customer service."

Paint The Town
Paint The Town
April 27th, 2015

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In Mouse World, all implements and tools are adorable. Also you risk being eaten a lot

Description
Spo invites Squeak out, and they have drinks at a mouse restaurant (underneath a table). Spo makes a remark about getting stepped on, and Squeak replies he's a tease. Spo inquires Squeak about her relationship with Joey. Squeak tries to explain by asking Spo if he is into taller girls, but being shorter than most mice in general, Spo isn't amused.

Enter Intermission
Enter Intermission
August 26th, 2015

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Well NOW I am!!

Description
King queries to the Kitsune statue about his future pups. Kitsune tells him that they won't be half-human monstrosities, he's all corgi now. He also tells him that Pete and Spirit Dragon won't be his pups (he thought about it, and while it'd be funny it wouldn't be fair to Bailey.) Before Kings asks another question, Kitsune replies that what he was about it ask is hardly weird, and that many mortals are into that. A red-faced embarrassed King tells him he wasn't going to ask that, but Kitsune replies he was thinking about it so hard.

Snack Break
Snack Break
October 5th, 2015

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"I thought you guys were at home" "We heard ice cream and came running" "But wolf house is three blocks--nevermind"

Description
Bailey, sporting a baby bump, is seen panting. King runs to her side and frets over her well-being, but Bailey says she just ran back from the ice cream parlor to tell him about an amazing three-for-one special they were having, which attracts North Star and Rockstar Hawk.

Gift Of The Gag-i
Gift Of The Gag-i
December 27th, 2015

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bino, a pioneer in stretching the definition of naked

Description
Bino arrives at Duchess' place with all of his fur shaved off and wearing a hoodie. When Duchess questions him on this, he states that he sold his fur to some guy in a back alley so he could afford her present: a new case for her phone. Duchess uninterestedly gives him a ten dollar gift card for Pet Zone whilst saying the cover doesn't even fit her phone.

Secret Santa
Secret Santa
December 30th, 2015

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all tigers share a natural affinity for lunch

Description <brAt the Milton residence, Duke asks Lana why they can't celebrate Christmas like a normal family. Lana tells him its because having billions of dollars makes it improbable, and what could they buy for the ferrets who have everything. Duke reveals he got her a tiger, who asks when lunch is.

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Lady In Mondegreen
Lady In Mondegreen
January 1st, 2016

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For Owl Gang Signs hoo hoo/for Owl Gang Signs/we'll knock the feathers off your tail/throwing Owl Gang Signs

Description
On New Year's, Kevin takes Fox out to a burlesque club, where Sasha is the main performer. Fox tells Kevin it's doing nothing for him.

Buy Me A Star War
Buy Me A Star War
January 4th, 2016

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Holding out a new hope for new A New Hope

Description
While buying tickets for the new Star Wars film, Lester becomes trapped in "hipster paralysis" caused by the disappointing prequels, the acquisition of a new studio and the hype. Dallas suggests "collapsing the wave function" (hitting him with a baseball bat) but Squeak snaps Lester out of it by claiming he can be buying the tickets "ironically."

In Hot Water
In Hot Water
January 6th, 2016

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hence the phrase "something smells fishy" meaning, it literally smells like fish! That's how idioms work

Description
Bruce eases Roosevelt into a hot water bath, which is really the fish pond heated with the pool heater since their heater broke.

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Snow Adrift
Snow Adrift
January 11th, 2017

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It's all fun and games until someone's snow tunnel collapses

Description
Miles uses the GPS on his phone to locate Keene and dig him out of a snow drift.

Snow Gods Or Kings
Snow Gods Or Kings
January 13th, 2017

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no I DON'T have infinite free time, I use it all doing things like this

Description
After it had snowed for a week straight; Keene looks out to the other side of his yard to discover Karishad had used the snow to build a six-foot tall "Asnowbis."

Mall Rats
Mall Rats
March 1st, 2017

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still holding onto that old thing, cilantro?

Description
Zach takes Jessica to the mall, wearing a collar in order to disguise her as a cat, where they run into Cory doing the same thing.

It Stinks
It Stinks
March 3rd, 2017

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don't worry about the store, once it airs out a bit we'll call it avant garde

Description
Still at the mall, Jessica eats out of the garbage and Cory is arrested by Ralph for stinking up a perfume shop because "she sprayed him first."

In The Nuthouse
In The Nuthouse
April 26th, 2017

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Actually my mother WAS a hamster, THANKS

Description
Two squirrels argue over who ate all of their nuts, when a third (much fatter) squirrel tells them they should "share the blame equally."

Nuts To You
Nuts To You
April 28th, 2017

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Do you WANT lunch?!

Description
The fat squirrel tries to reach for a nut. She tries to ask the other two to help but they simply take it and leave her.

Wabbit Season
Wabbit Season
July 7th, 2017

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*Karishad passes by, whistling to self* Hey, pinatas!

Description
Zach is trapped upside down in a snare trap; and Jessica hangs upside to keep him company.

Garbage Day
Garbage Day
July 10, 2017

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"hey, maybe if this is adorable enough someone will come by and give us more food!"
"Truck, think, how would you even eat it?"

Description
Falstaff confronts Truck who is stuck upside down in a garbage can, having eaten so much he's become too fat to get out.

Record Breaking
Record Breaking
December 27th, 2017

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"Don't make me come in there!"
"See, this is why you're locked in a bullet proof, sound proof room where only the mic can hear your screams" *plays 15 second disco remix of their song*

Description
Fiddler and Keys are recording a song for a commercial, arguing with their producer over trimming it down despite the fact it's only for a 15 second advert.

Ticket Master
Ticket Master
December 29th, 2017

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oh wait, can we ticket them for having a broken windshield wiper

Description
Mungo writing a parking ticket, but accidentally broke the car owner's windshield wiper, much to Sargeant Ralph's dismay.

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Icecapades
Icecapades
January 1st, 2018

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"Hey Zach! Mention me to the ER vets and they'll give you 10% off!"

Description
Karishad asks Jessica to go ice skating, while Zach is flailing on the frozen pond.

Potent Portents
Potent Portents
January 3rd, 2018

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I see a full house in your future

Description
Tarot finds that she has accidentally switched her fortune telling deck with Peanut's, who is using it to play a game with Grape. This is causing a rain storm to form over his head.

Death Always Knocks Twice
Death Always Knocks Twice
January 5th, 2018

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the reverse instance of knocking on heaven's door

Description
Cerberus accidentally arrives at the Arbelt residence looking for a deceased pet, causing Tiger to faint.

On The Fence
On The Fence
January 8th, 2018

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WARM ME

Description
Squeak drags Joey home by the ear along the fence for being out too late.

Terror Of The Nightshade
Terror Of The Nightshade
January 10th, 2018

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UGH dad, FINE. It was a ten foot SKUNK...

Description
Miles gives Rockstar Hawk a tomato juice bath after run-in with a skunk, while Rockstar exaggerates the story.

Splish Splash
Splish Splash
January 12th, 2018

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"they have showers here you know"
"yeah but that's where I put my laundry"

Description
Itsuki is taking a bath in the public pool, washing off the motor oil in his fur, which disgusts Duchess.

Where The Devil Is
Where The Devil Is
November 2nd, 2018

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"at least it wasn't as bad as the microwave incident"

Description
The K-9 arrives at Keene and Breel's house after a fire. Mungo assumed it was Breel who caused the smoke damage by putting a log in an oven, but it was actually Keene who was used to seeing Jeeves putting logs in the fireplace.

Heavenly Delights
Heavenly Delights
November 5th, 2018

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this is exactly what it's like when you develop a dairy allergy as an adult

Description
Breel tries to cook up a meal for Keene, where he admits he can only remember his life in Heaven as if it were a vivid dream before they end up ordering pizza instead.

Laughter In A Can
Laughter In A Can
November 7th, 2018

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applause noises! cheer sounds! spontaneous rendition of he's a jolly good fellow!

Description
Zach is welcomed home by Marvin after spending time in Jessica's den, only to be surprised by the waiting Tiger who has set up an app to applaud whenever he enters the room.

Kick The Canned
Kick The Canned
November 9th, 2018

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there's a list and "you know you want me, baby" was already taken

Description
Tiger explains to Zach about the app, and tries out a new catchphrase; "Kiss off, Slappy!" The app doesn't react until Zach repeats it, causing Tiger to lash out at it angrily.

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Cold Feet
Cold Feet
March 4th, 2019

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you can't go native! This place was imported in

Description
After being trapped in the spa, Fox and Kevin see that the snow outside the spa has melted. However, they choose to stay inside where it's warm.

Little Stinkers
Little Stinkers
March 6th, 2019

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oh no rick's introducing new characters off-panel now

Description
After Keene and Breel invite the wild animals over for a sleepover, Cory tells them that his sister, Cassia, gave birth to a litter of skunk babies. Jessica tells her to declare who the dad is so that people won't believe it was Zach.

Recklessly I Fall
Recklessly I Fall
April 1st, 2019

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I got it I got it I got it! --Karishad, with giant baseball glove

Description
Joey tries to cannonball into the hot springs, but is shot down by an actual cannonball fired by Simon.

How The Turns Have Tabled
How The Turns Have Tabled
April 3rd, 2019

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because cheese isn't good for you, that's why! now enjoy your wheat-and-flour-free pea protein and flan pizza

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Tiger sneakily tries to pick up a pizza delivery order for the spa (so he can have it to himself), only to be stopped by Rockstar Hawk who under strict orders from Keene not to give it to him.

Flower Power
Flower Power
April 19th, 2019

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Bino, face down in the trash can: it's the thought that counts, right?

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Bino tries to give Duchess some goldenrod, for her to begin sneezing and reveal that its actually ragweed, which Duchess is allergic to. To make it worse for her, Bino has covered her bed with it.

The Fox And The Hound
The Fox And The Hound
April 22nd, 2019

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you never really say "curses" until you become both bad AND comically impotent

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Olive meets Craig for the first time and asks him to play, only for Craig to rant about his former life as a celestial. When Olive goes to leave, Craig asks her if she knows what a Frisbee is, which she doesn't.

Genius At Work
Genius At Work
April 24th, 2019

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imagine his reaction if he actually had a deadline

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Grape comes by asking Peanut how he is. Peanut rants that he's tried and failed to come up with an idea for his next Spot the Superdog comic, and runs out of the room screaming.

Super Genius
Super Genius
April 26th, 2019

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like how do you even top that

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Grape curiously looks at Peanut's notebook, where there is only a drawing of Spot holding a huge ear of corn.

With Great Power
With Great Power
June 5th, 2019

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by sheer coincidence, "My Life As A Teenage Squirrel" was also the name of a comic that Peanut was drawing

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Spot the Superdog addresses his readers and answers some fan mail from someone named Larry.

Letters Got Your Number
Letters Got Your Number
June 7th, 2019

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just to be safe I went back and ensured nobody ever had the name "Actually". This is why it's now improper to rebut anyone with "Well, Actually,"

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Spot answers some more fan mail, which covers up Peanut's lack of effort.

Crazy Cat
Crazy Cat
July 12th, 2019

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maybe you should try relaxation techniques--try napping in a cardboard box, or on a keyboard currently in use

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Grape hasn't slept in a week because she thinks Peanut will come and wake her up if she does, even though Peanut is currently at summer camp.

Roo'd
Roo'd
July 15th, 2019

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"At least we stay in our enclosure" "True, but the local unemployment rate is still high after we had to let our security fleet go following his departure"'

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A patron bugs the kangaroos to entertain them, only for Bruce to spray them with the hose.

It Has Layers
It Has Layers
October 28th, 2019

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*sniff* something smells like suffocation

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Tiger shows off his many costumes in order to get more candy for Halloween. Marvin suggests hitting more houses instead of going to the same houses over and over again.

Swallow The Sun
Swallow The Sun
October 30th, 2019

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whatever, probably only has CHOCOLATE anyway

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Tiger tries to go Trick-or-Treating a day early, and in the afternoon. He tries to trick the houseowner into believing that that it's the evening by having Marvin cover the sun, but his plan fails for the fifteenth time.

Sketchy 1
Sketchy 1
December 27th, 2019

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wait a second, I taste citron

Description
Spo and Squeak hang out, getting intoxicated on orange soda that they're drinking from thimbles.

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Got Your Hat
Got Your Hat
January 1st, 2020

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I feel a draft

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Karishad and Daryl sit embraced together on brick fence, with Karishad swiping Daryl's hat.

Sketchy 2
Sketchy 2
January 3rd, 2020

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could you... at least make a show of standing behind a bush

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The Arbelt pets sing Christmas carols, while Custom Ink and Truck sing offkey behind them, which annoys Zach.

Sketchy 3
Sketchy 3
January 10th, 2020

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a boyfriend is a big responsibility

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Jessica drags her boyfriend Zach around by using her tail as a leash.

Party Pooper
Party Pooper
April 1st, 2020

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Karishad: Oh it's fine *waves sandwich over her nose*

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Karishad tries to host a surprise birthday party for Jessica, but the surprise causes her to faint, while Zach is surprised that it happened.

Satiate Your Hunger
Satiate Your Hunger
April 3rd, 2020

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you know what they say, the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

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Fido is bored and Sabrina suggestively licks a bone for him, but Fido misconstrues this as "stress eating."

Something In The Air
Something In The Air
April 6th, 2020

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we tried one of those roombas but they quit in protest

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Shedding season has arrived. Miles sneezes, flooding the entire home with wolf fur.

Splish Splash2
Splish Splash
April 8th, 2020

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I dunno, dad, maybe the seal around the tub leaks

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Squeak surfs waves on a Popsicle stick surfboard, only to reveal that she is in the bathtub with Joey, who urges them to stop before he gets in trouble.

The Babe With The Power
The Babe With The Power
April 10th, 2020

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UNLIMITED POWER *bzzzzt* ow...

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Craig discovers the power of electricity in a lamp and revels in it until his mother tells him to stop playing with it.

Employee Review
Employee Review
April 13th, 2020

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in that case, I deny everything and I don't believe the graffiti spraypainted on our front window

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"Four Finger Discount" Jack thought he was being interrogated for behaving like a hungry predator towards a customer, only for the Pawn Shop owner to say that he only wanted to ask him to cover another coworker's shift.

TV Binging
TV Binging
April 15th, 2020

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{YOU WON'T EVEN REMEMBER YOU HAD LUNCH, OR WHERE IT IS

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Peanut, Grape, Maxwell, and Tarot are watching a TV commercial for Theme Park World's newest and "deadliest" roller coaster, the Eviscerator. Peanut comments that the park's original vision has been slowly fading away.

Seeing Red
Seeing Red
April 17th, 2020

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not getting anything for ME

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Bruce feels jealous that the zoo patrons are paying more attention to the red pandas than them. Roosevelt reveals that he brought some red panda merchandise from the gift shop, to Bruce's annoyance.

Needling You
Needling You
April 20th, 2020

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*mungo, passed out, Kari hovering over him* You amateur, that's not even a tranq dart!

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Mungo gets a check up at the vet, only to flee and bust through the wall after the vet tries to give him a booster shot.

Patch Job
Patch Job
April 22nd, 2020

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nick furry

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Fox thinks he'll be wearing his eye patch after his altercation with Steward, only to learn that his eye is perfectly fine now.

Meanwhile In Canada
Meanwhile In Canada
December 28th, 2020

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we'll get back to the story in a bit, I... er, Res has some things he needs to say

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Res has gained enough confidence to begin taking questions from fans of the Pridelands book series, though grows annoyed when a petulant fan accuses him of "hating" his fans due to to the suffering of their favorite character.

Author Insert
Author Insert
December 30th, 2020

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housepets does not condone casual violence against fans. we love you. we kiss you. we stroke your hair gently

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Res continues to explain why the story was written the way it was written, but another indignant comment from the fan causes Res to turn into his weretiger form.

Comic About

The Hangover
The Hangover
January 1st, 2021

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I WILL get the liquid soap

Description
Mungo wakes up from an orange soda binge (with Fox, King and Bailey surrounding him) and wonders what a hangover would be like in--before Great Kitsune threatens to wash his mouth out with soap if he says it.

Zippity Doo Dah
Zippity Doo Dah
January 4th, 2021

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uhh... don't look up

Description
King and Bailey walk by a zip-line tower in Heaven with their pups, but King doesn't want the kids trying it. King however doesn't notice that Ace is already riding it.

Heavens Kitchen
Heavens Kitchen
April 28th, 2021

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what did you think we meant

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In Heaven, Grape finds Maxwell taking cooking class in Heaven's Kitchen. Maxwell eventually convinces her to join in.

Ambrosia
Ambrosia
April 30th, 2021

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is the cookie also a metaphor?
YES IT IS METAPHORICALLY DELICIOUS, AS WELL AS ACTUALLY DELICIOUS

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Bahamut act as a judge for Maxwell and Grape's cooking, and gives life advice as well (even though his main motive is because he likes cookies.)

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