One-Offs | Valentine's Day Cards | Guest Strips |
One-offs refer to comic strips that do not fit into one of the story arcs. They are most often provided in-between arcs, or sometimes during them. They usually feature a singular scenario, although some have follow ups or sequels.
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Alt-Text Aren't they just adorable?
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Alt-Text The alt text is sorta like that little guy in the corner making his snarky soapbox statement, even though that's what this comic IS.
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Alt-Text "What about Priority?" "Two hundred thirty" "Aww..."
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Alt-Text Even the girls. It's not as bad as you think, actually.
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Alt-Text At least I don't think I am.
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Alt-Text He doesn't spend ALL his time hanging around this pet-height table.
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Alt-Text Best episode ever.
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Alt-Text YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Alt-Text And don't ever bring up the projects he hasn't started work on yet.
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Alt-Text "Um, I don't have a VCR" "That's okay, I brought one of those over too. Just in case."
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Alt-Text Maxwell knows. He breaks out in giggles every time it's brought up.
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Alt-Text Yes the pumpkin is falling over like ham. IT'S A CARTOON
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Alt-Text Making this comic, I noticed that Halloween night is going to be almost a full moon, so that worked out nicely
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Alt-Text AKA Spot (Superdog) Saves Rick From Having To Do Art While Family Visits.
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Alt-Text And now we can go back to saying the year like two separate two-digit numbers FINALLY
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Alt-Text Of course Miss Auburn could circumvent the entire problem if it turns out the old gods had survived the--*gasp* that's it! To the internet!
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Alt-Text 'So it's also like the metaphorical--' 'No, like the regular death'
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Alt-Text I have no idea why we have fixed names; it doesn't make any sense to me. Besides, I always wanted to be known as EXCALIBUR! (you have to shout it and pump your fist)
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Alt-Text see, I have this idea, but I want YOU to do all the work, then we split the profits
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Alt-Text '50%' = 'six or seven cents worth', 'science' = 'powdered vitamins'
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Alt-Text NOW NOBODY CAN COMPLAIN
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Alt-Text Truly, the pinnacle of modern humor is Monty Python references
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Alt-Text |so then there are these samurai vampires which have demon swords, and the demons are a thousand years old and so are the vampires because there was a war
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Alt-Text I mean, why be indulgent when there's so much potential to be smug?
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Alt-Text You can tell he was destined to be a villain because of his name
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Alt-Text Yes it's ANOTHER kangaroo pun
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Alt-Text Best comic ever, or merely of all time?
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Alt-Text You're going to want to add a lot more blood, and also be sure to mention that Republicans are the source of all evil
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Alt-Text To everyone else who writes: Stop stripping the personality off of your characters when they talk about love. For serious.
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Alt-Text Guest starring BIFF--oh no wait, it's just Marvin
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Alt-Text i'm not
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Alt-Text THIS little pig went to the MARKET . . . but THIS little pig STAYED HOME
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Alt-Text Whatever happened to the good ol days?
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Alt-Text These amazing powers are sequestered to a chosen few so that the world they inhabit remain unchanged from our own, and as a result, the entire world is no better off than if it never had any superheroes at all
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Alt-Text 'Look at the bright side, at least it's not Spinach Rag' 'AAAAAAAGH'
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Alt-Text The funny/painful part is that I didn't exaggerate that much
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Alt-Text I need to practice humans more . . . but not tonight
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Alt-Text They were right though it is WAY better than the sequels
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Alt-Text So yeah I bought this new protein shake and let me tell you it's really been helping with my routine
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Alt-Text 'So,' Grape asked, 'Did you actually read the book?' 'I didn't think I needed to,' Peanut replied, 'it's like Waiting for Godot only he shows up at the end, right?
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Alt-Text You're lucky; I was about to make another comic about an obscure topic nobody's heard of, but then I thought, 'I want to draw kangaroos'
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Alt-Text I have EATEN MUD in order to avoid taking a bath
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Alt-Text Mrs. Sandwich can have an ATTITUDE when she wants to
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Alt-Text No squirrels were harmed in the making of this comic
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Alt-Text What have I done to / - Mister Grinch? / - Is this a dagger before my eyes? / - Who would have thought for that old man / - to have so much blood inside / - Mister Grinch?
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Alt-Text Snow is tasty, but not all at once
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Alt-Text I thought you would appreciate a quiet activity, have I somehow misjudged?
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Alt-Text Most doctoral theses are based on the premise that everyone else is secretly mocking you
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Alt-Text Now can I please play through?!
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Alt-Text This is not the worst thing Karishad's been up to, such as hiring that contractor to chrome plate everything in the coon enclosure so they were surrounded by sparklies only to end up giving them all nervous breakdowns
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Alt-Text AKA Peanut Glam Shots
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Alt-Text Happy National Jetlag-And-Fussy-Children Week!
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'Alt-Text I HAVE TO DO THIS BEFORE WE CAN PERFORM 'JULIUS CAESAR
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Alt-Text I do this partly because people want to see them act like animals for some reason
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Alt-Text I used to have a book that was entirely about bad hair jokes. That sort of thing is abusable people.
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Alt-Text Money can't buy happiness, so I'll just buy the misery of others
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Alt-Text It was surprisingly easy to come up with old people jokes. So that's how newspaper cartoonists do it!
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Alt-Text It’s just best not to ask where they got the raft
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Alt-Text stay tuned as we play this commercial three more times in the same half hour. on a cartoon channel.
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Alt-Text I apologize for doing puns twice in two weeks, but not for the fact that it is yet another roo pun. DEAL WITH IT
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Alt-Text As far as I'm concerned, if your main metaphor evokes something cooler than your actual story, you're doing something wrong
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Alt-Text Naturally, to become a true artist, it takes YEARS of upselling to rich people
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Alt-Text I apologize deeply for the title pun; some things are irresistable
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Alt-Text It's never worked before, which is why this time it's SURE to work!
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Alt-Text But what is an adverb? An adverb is any verb that describes an advertisement
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Alt-Text It's almost like the module writers didn't want to reward us for finding creative sources of revenue!
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Alt-Text Tarot's going easy on her by tying one eye behind her back
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Alt-Text Their things will destroy our prosperity, despite them not having destroyed it before!
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Alt-Text untz i guess
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Alt-Text Inform the Marquess of Queensberry
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Alt-Text they have to live vicariously through their daughters while they're young, before their daughters grow up to be exactly like them
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Alt-Text Obviously I have failed to convey the importance of the thing
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Alt-Text Also, why are you sleeping on the table?
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Alt-Text In the future, they decide Tiddlywinks is boring. So instead, they play tiddlywinks…ON TRICYCLES.
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Alt-Text It’s only fun if it’s a challenge AND makes me feel powerful simultaneously! Why can’t you do that!?
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Alt-Text If you like it then you shoulda hung a lampshade on it
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Alt-Text ‘How did you even get your right hand there?’ ‘That’s my left hand’ ‘Okay… now i’m even more grossed out’
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Alt-Text Actually you’re going on a diet because you alone quadruple our food budget
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Alt-Text By the way mom asked why she keeps finding claw marks on the ceiling fan
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Alt-Text Also I was going to use it to pay for my stuff but okay
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'Alt-Text Tapping at the window, crying at the lock, 'DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY UNDERWEAR
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Alt-Text But let’s be honest, EVERYTHING not within my tiny island of true knowledge is crazy land
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Alt-Text Sharktoberfest In July is better than regular Sharktoberfest cause you only get stupid Shark programming for one day, instead of all month
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Alt-Text Samurai Cat, not of the Pizza variety
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Alt-Text bubblebubblebubblebubble
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Alt-Text What, didn’t you get snack cakes in your stockings and store then on your beds like halloween candy?
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Alt-Text Don't worry, I'm sure you can ferret it out
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Alt-Text o n o Description |
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Alt-Text snarf! Description |
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Alt-Text Australian Rules Football is a combination of all sport, plus rugby again Description |
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Alt-Text Everything I need to know I learned from Star Trek Description |
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Alt-Text And after all that, it looks like distemper got them in the end Description |
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Alt-Text You can eat chocolate in heaven, but why would you want to when you have INFINI-chocolate? Description |
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Alt-Text The white box with words on it is reading my thoughts! Fortunately, to clear my mind, I am skilled in transcendent meditation. (The white box doesn't know that) Description |
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Alt-Text How do you manage to scream like that anyway? Description |
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Alt-Text Miles is such a lightweight! Description |
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Alt-Text IF YOU EAT ENOUGH YOU CAN PHASE THROUGH MATTER Description |
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Alt-Text . . . grrreat . . . grrreat . . . grrreat . . . grrreat . . . Description |
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Alt-Text My favorite part was where he didn't die Description |
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Alt-Text This is why he bought that aspirin factory Description |
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Alt-Text It's simple math: everything is exactly equivalent to everything else and there are no extraneous details worth worrying about Description |
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Alt-Text Let's be philosophical about this wax Description |
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Alt-Text As per usual, I felt like drawing some adorable kangaroos again Description |
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Alt-Text Fox you were supposed to be Luigi, now you're just naked Description |
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Alt-Text Spot doesn't always win because he's strong, but because he cares Description |
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Alt-Text Forty dollars?! There's a line between a tip and a bribe Description |
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Alt-Text I'm not entirely positive this isn't already a Robot Chicken sketch Description |
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Alt-Text Worth it Description |
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Alt-Text otter pop otter pop oh otter otter otter otter pop POP ba doon doon doon doon Description |
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Alt-Text Kevin in thought is like watching a shaken bottle of champagne with its cork about to pop. Sasha, on the other hand, is a dormant volcano Description |
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Alt-Text Besides...don't knock it til you tried it Description |
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Alt-Text i'm going to quickly follow the fox now bye Description |
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Alt-Text Hon why are you hiding in the bathroom, that's not the kitchen! Description |
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Alt-Text sOMEONE HELP Description |
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Alt-Text beep boop boop bop! Description |
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Alt-Text Sec 1: I hereby swear that I have not been replaced by any of the following, or should you presuppose I have been replaced by a nega-version or bizarro version of myself, I not-swear the following: Description |
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Alt-Text Isn't that Pit in the New Yea--oh wait I see, nvm Description |
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Alt-Text koooooom Description |
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Alt-Text shh shh, only dreams now Description |
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Alt-Text kevin hasn't figured out whether he's right-handed or left, so he uses both to go faster Description |
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Alt-Text Join Spot (professor) next time in: Murder for Die-ner! Description |
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Alt-Text there was a sale at every surplus store Description |
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Alt-Text Itsuki you need to up a shirt size Description |
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Alt-Text In Mouse World, all implements and tools are adorable. Also you risk being eaten a lot Description |
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Alt-Text Well NOW I am!! Description |
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Alt-Text "I thought you guys were at home" "We heard ice cream and came running" "But wolf house is three blocks--nevermind" Description |
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Alt-Text bino, a pioneer in stretching the definition of naked Description |
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Alt-Text all tigers share a natural affinity for lunch Description <brAt the Milton residence, Duke asks Lana why they can't celebrate Christmas like a normal family. Lana tells him its because having billions of dollars makes it improbable, and what could they buy for the ferrets who have everything. Duke reveals he got her a tiger, who asks when lunch is. |
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Alt-Text For Owl Gang Signs hoo hoo/for Owl Gang Signs/we'll knock the feathers off your tail/throwing Owl Gang Signs Description |
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Alt-Text Holding out a new hope for new A New Hope Description |
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Alt-Text hence the phrase "something smells fishy" meaning, it literally smells like fish! That's how idioms work Description |
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Alt-Text It's all fun and games until someone's snow tunnel collapses Description |
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Alt-Text no I DON'T have infinite free time, I use it all doing things like this Description |
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Alt-Text still holding onto that old thing, cilantro? Description |
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Alt-Text don't worry about the store, once it airs out a bit we'll call it avant garde Description |
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Alt-Text Actually my mother WAS a hamster, THANKS Description |
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Alt-Text Do you WANT lunch?! Description |
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Alt-Text *Karishad passes by, whistling to self* Hey, pinatas! Description |
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Alt-Text "hey, maybe if this is adorable enough someone will come by and give us more food!" "Truck, think, how would you even eat it?" Description |
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Alt-Text "Don't make me come in there!" "See, this is why you're locked in a bullet proof, sound proof room where only the mic can hear your screams" *plays 15 second disco remix of their song* Description |
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Alt-Text oh wait, can we ticket them for having a broken windshield wiper Description |
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Alt-Text "Hey Zach! Mention me to the ER vets and they'll give you 10% off!" Description |
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Alt-Text I see a full house in your future Description |
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Alt-Text the reverse instance of knocking on heaven's door Description |
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Alt-Text WARM ME Description |
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Alt-Text UGH dad, FINE. It was a ten foot SKUNK... Description |
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Alt-Text "they have showers here you know" "yeah but that's where I put my laundry" Description |
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Alt-Text "at least it wasn't as bad as the microwave incident" Description |
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Alt-Text this is exactly what it's like when you develop a dairy allergy as an adult Description |
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Alt-Text applause noises! cheer sounds! spontaneous rendition of he's a jolly good fellow! Description |
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Alt-Text there's a list and "you know you want me, baby" was already taken Description |
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Alt-Text you can't go native! This place was imported in Description |
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Alt-Text oh no rick's introducing new characters off-panel now Description |
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Alt-Text I got it I got it I got it! --Karishad, with giant baseball glove Description |
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Alt-Text because cheese isn't good for you, that's why! now enjoy your wheat-and-flour-free pea protein and flan pizza Description |
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Alt-Text Bino, face down in the trash can: it's the thought that counts, right? Description |
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Alt-Text you never really say "curses" until you become both bad AND comically impotent Description |
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Alt-Text imagine his reaction if he actually had a deadline Description |
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Alt-Text like how do you even top that Description |
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Alt-Text by sheer coincidence, "My Life As A Teenage Squirrel" was also the name of a comic that Peanut was drawing Description |
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Alt-Text just to be safe I went back and ensured nobody ever had the name "Actually". This is why it's now improper to rebut anyone with "Well, Actually," Description |
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Alt-Text maybe you should try relaxation techniques--try napping in a cardboard box, or on a keyboard currently in use Description |
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Alt-Text "At least we stay in our enclosure" "True, but the local unemployment rate is still high after we had to let our security fleet go following his departure"' Description |
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Alt-Text *sniff* something smells like suffocation Description |
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Alt-Text whatever, probably only has CHOCOLATE anyway Description |
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Alt-Text wait a second, I taste citron Description |
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Alt-Text I feel a draft Description |
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Alt-Text could you... at least make a show of standing behind a bush Description |
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Alt-Text a boyfriend is a big responsibility Description |
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Alt-Text Karishad: Oh it's fine *waves sandwich over her nose* Description |
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Alt-Text you know what they say, the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Description |
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Alt-Text we tried one of those roombas but they quit in protest Description |
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Alt-Text I dunno, dad, maybe the seal around the tub leaks Description |
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Alt-Text UNLIMITED POWER *bzzzzt* ow... Description |
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Alt-Text in that case, I deny everything and I don't believe the graffiti spraypainted on our front window Description |
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Alt-Text {YOU WON'T EVEN REMEMBER YOU HAD LUNCH, OR WHERE IT IS Description |
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Alt-Text not getting anything for ME Description |
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Alt-Text *mungo, passed out, Kari hovering over him* You amateur, that's not even a tranq dart! Description |
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Alt-Text nick furry Description |
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Alt-Text we'll get back to the story in a bit, I... er, Res has some things he needs to say Description |
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Alt-Text housepets does not condone casual violence against fans. we love you. we kiss you. we stroke your hair gently Description |
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Alt-Text I WILL get the liquid soap Description |
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Alt-Text uhh... don't look up Description |
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Alt-Text what did you think we meant Description |
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Alt-Text is the cookie also a metaphor? YES IT IS METAPHORICALLY DELICIOUS, AS WELL AS ACTUALLY DELICIOUS Description |