| Character | Gallery | Relationships |
| Crazy Old Man Who Only Speaks In Limericks | |
|---|---|
 EHEHEHE! | |
| Info | |
| Occupation | Hermit |
| Gender | Male |
| Pets | N/a |
| Relations | None |
| Location | Dimension Prime, Woods outside Babylon Gardens |
The Crazy Old Man Who Only Speaks In Limericks (also known as the Hermit) is a minor recurring character in Housepets!. He first appeared in Everyone’s New Favorite, but was mentioned one year earlier in And She Said It Had No Practical Value. His real name is unknown.
General Information[]
The crazy old man lives in a shack in the Woods. He makes occasional appearances in order to impart helpful, but cryptic, directions in the form of a limerick to anyone who knocks on his door. His madness appears to impart some kind of oracular wisdom to his poems. So far, he has given advice to Grape, Ralph and Jessica. For some reason he also appeared on a floor in Pete's Temple.
List of Limericks[]
- Everyone’s New Favorite (to Grape in Oops I Arced)
- A rabbit, gray colored, you seek?
Now this old man's interest you pique!
The path you will find
Is the one in your mind
And the one in your hand, so to speak
- A rabbit, gray colored, you seek?
- Everyone's Old Favorite (to Ralph in The Case of the Aztec Gold)
- A statement from me you will get;
It will be your most interesting yet!
From the lip of the shade
You'll find promising aid
And knowledge of a long-unpaid debt!
- A statement from me you will get;
- Everyone's Nostalgic Favorite (to Jessica in Yes, Jessica, There Is An Opener Of Ways)
- To get to the Opener's street,
I'll explain it in anapest's feet!
At the hilltop turn right
And just follow the light--
Warmer hearts than your own will you meet!
- To get to the Opener's street,
Trivia[]
- In each of the appearances where he speaks a limerick the comic title as been a variation of "Everyone's _____ Favorite."